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loo laid

American: 'I just fucked in the bathroom.'

British: 'Oi, I just got loo laid.'
by Buttzzz September 19, 2014
mugGet the loo laidmug.

the loo monster

The loo monster's natural habitat is the asbury park area of New jersey. It can sometimes be seen answering it's phone numerous times without being able to establish a line of communication. It's primary belief is that a pizza will feed 17 people. This is an extremely annoying unit.
"Hey, there's the loo monster...look how much it sucks!"
by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025
mugGet the the loo monstermug.

Deja Loo

that feeling when you need to use the bathroom shortly after leaving the bathroom, so you annoyingly re-enter the bathroom to do-do your business
i absolutely hate it when i have to return to the bathroom.
stupid brain, stupid bowels/bladder and stupid deja loo!
by Staedtler Berol September 28, 2022
mugGet the Deja Loomug.

andersoin loo

"my brother is name andersoin loo"
by what is a psudonyim September 19, 2022
mugGet the andersoin loomug.

Likey-loo

From the term looky-loo. A person who stalks you on Facebook and "likes" everything you post.
Guy1: Dammit man. I swear I could post about arsenic poisoning small children on Facebook, and that crazy bitch Brittany would "like" it.
Guy2: Crazy man, you have a Likey-loo on your hands.
by JDTheNerDragon June 17, 2014
mugGet the Likey-loomug.

loo scannon

A small heavy apparatus on wheels with a short iron projectile-hurling barrel that you pack with black powder and a sandbag, and place just inside the door of an outhouse; you rig the device's primer-cap to both the door and the seat of the crapper. That way, if some "loose cannon" --- either because he's a pervert or simply too drunk to notice da "occupied" sign --- tries to enter da loo while someone else is already in there, he'll get blasted clear across the yard for his impudence.
The only problem with a loo scannon is that ordinarily you can only have one shot at the loo-intruder at a time,, so if the sozzled/lecherous idiot actually recovers from the massive torso-whack he received "the first time around" and staggers back toward the outhouse before you're through takin' yer dump, you will no longer have your "protection device" activated to give him another whallop. That's what bathroom-buddies are for --- always take another person and some fresh ammo-supplies with you when you head for the potty, so that your friend can hurriedly reload the scannon in preparation for another blast if necessary. P.S. Some clueless dudes are so big and tough that they actually **enjoy** being a "human cannonball", so watch out for "repeat offenders" here... they may actually WANT you to do it again "on their behalf".
by QuacksO August 1, 2018
mugGet the loo scannonmug.

Loos

Usually a sexually transmitted disease through touching or a hardcore gamer with an addiction to buying stuff to the virtual world
Oh god help me I think I have contracted a serious case of loos.

Yo man you need to stop it you have bought too much your turning into loos
by A Morcus April 9, 2017
mugGet the Loosmug.

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