Kissing The Coronavirus

1. A book written by M.J. Edwards in April 2020

2. Someone licking a public surface and getting sick about 2 weeks later

1. Hey, Person 1! Did you read Kissing The Coronavirus?
2. Hey, I heard that Person 1 was Kissing The Coronavirus a few days ago

by PasteurizedJuice November 27, 2020

Coronavirus

The virus that will make Donald Trump america's president another 4 year.

Donald: All spanish people will die from the virus that come from beer.
Spanish people: Vote for Donald and buy 708677 pounds of toilet paper.
China: We never had so much money from a coronavirus.

by oussamabinladen33 April 7, 2020

coronavirus

once upon a time a virus from china spread all over the world but in the us people hoarded toilet paper

johnny went to Walmart to get toilet paper but instead got coronavirus

by skrrt0683 April 9, 2020

Coronavirus

A virus that everyone hates because it makes us have to stay inside all day long every day, also its canceling lots of people's birthday's, and the virus was created by China.

Nick: Dude I hate China

Brad: Why?
Nick: because they created Corona

Brad: what's wrong with Corona I love drinking it
Nick: No not that Corona, Coronavirus

Brad: Oh yeah man I don't like China either then

by Girls love cards♣️♦️♠️♥️ April 10, 2020

Coronavirus

That ugly virus that just had to ruin 2020 and class of 2020 ur the worst let’s just throw the whole planet away

Coronavirus is a beast and my enemy

by ❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️your girl 👧 Rae May 9, 2020

Coronavirus

Coronavirus (also known as "Covid-19"), a new dangerous piece of shit that dominated the whole world since 2020. The name "Corona" came from a beer named also "Corona". It was first discovered in 2019, from Wuhan, China. No one likes this shit, and it is very dangerous when contacted with a case. According to the Coronavirus World Stats, Covid-19 fucked up approximatively 300,300,000 people around the world (Date: 2022-01-08). To prevent Covid-19, we should wear our masks properly, washing our hands with a hand sanitizer, and keeping 2 meters of distance of each person. The world has obtained 3 vaccins for Anti-Coronavirus, first dose, second dose and third dose (booster shot) (Date: 2022-01-08). This definition was written in 2022-01-08, for now, we do not know when this bullshit (Coronavirus) will be finally over.

Coronavirus is bad.

by Dukey_Gaming January 8, 2022

Coronavirus

Almost something out of a movie like I am Legend or Contagion, though there never has been any normal human behavior to lose. People's lives were always dysfunctional, and always will be. The ones who seem normal and want everything to change into a more functional, appropriate union are the ones you want to watch.

The coronavirus isn't strong enough to keep eople from remaining dysfunctional by nature. They don't need to change their lives, and nothing around them needs to change either. Nobody has to be or get appropriate or functional, and the coronavirus won't change that.

by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021