A blonde mustache that is barely visible to the naked eye, but appears visible under the divine light of the sun or at a very close proximity to the viewer's eye (10-12 inches).
Only common with very blonde people, the Heaven Stache is truly a symbol of divine wisdom and virtue.
The name is inspired from human faith in the existence of Heaven. You can't see it, but you know it's there.
Only common with very blonde people, the Heaven Stache is truly a symbol of divine wisdom and virtue.
The name is inspired from human faith in the existence of Heaven. You can't see it, but you know it's there.
by NewYorkNick January 15, 2010
Get the Heaven Stachemug. Similar to a moustache, but instead of being on a mans upper lip a 'butt-stache' is the patch of hair found just above a mans butt crack.
by Joe Magnuson April 11, 2007
Get the butt-stachemug. The act of diving face first into your girlfriends ass without knowing moments earlier she ripped the meanest fart.
Johnny went to get a his shoes on, but when he looked back he noticed his girlfriend Katie laying on his bed ass up. Johnny dove face first into her ass crack and she said "No babe, I just farted a minute ago". Johnny went into the bathroom and continuously washed his lips because he had a very dirty Ass Stache
by TheAssStacher February 16, 2014
Get the Ass Stachemug. Going down on a chick on her period after she hasn't showered for at least ten days, so you end up with a chunk of coagulated blood on your stache
by HxC RiFF October 8, 2023
Get the Marmalade Stachemug. Someone morbidly obese who calls people by their last names. Usually plays video games all day, doesn't play any sport, and is completely incapable of making a humorous joke. Usually they have names that begin with M,N,A, or R. They watch lots of anime, and most of the time they have a lot of siblings- 3 to 6. Hates common terms like "lol" "lmao" "lmfao" or "rip" but then continues to use cringy terms like "uwu" Even though they play lots of video games like COD, Fortnite, or Valorant, they usually suck at it even after playing for 30 hours. They usually have a sort of slogan that they repeat 20-30 times a day and are aggressive and annoying and make people argue with other people just for the fun of it.
by Rubixcubemaster1234 May 27, 2021
Get the Stache boymug. by loveyounot October 4, 2016
Get the Hair stachemug. A weak mustache with usually only four to five full grown hairs, popularized by a man named Spooder.
by ElawnMosk November 29, 2019
Get the Spooder-Stachemug.