no longer have the will to live
“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”
“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”
“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”
by glyz December 11, 2022
Get the shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same timemug. by poopooass September 15, 2019
Get the shampoo hornmug. When your friend recommended you an Anime classic however you only heard its name once so you dont know how to spell it;
then you Google what you understood but all you get is this half-assed urban dicitionary entry insulting your poor lectioning skills.
then you Google what you understood but all you get is this half-assed urban dicitionary entry insulting your poor lectioning skills.
Friend: Hey, have you seen Samurai Champloo yet? Youll like it!
You : Google, what's Samurai Shampoo?
*Friend and Google judging you silently*
You : Google, what's Samurai Shampoo?
*Friend and Google judging you silently*
by Idk, were all anon here anyway January 2, 2018
Get the Samurai Shampoomug. When one wakes up after a night of binge drinking and begins drinking again, immediately becoming drunk due to residual inebriation. “Rinse and repeat,” much like the instructions on a shampoo bottle.
by HibiscusWatergate June 20, 2021
Get the Shampoomug. “Hey Mark do you believe in God?”
“Yes I do!”
“Which God? Because there are thousands!”
“I believe God is a Trinity three in one”
“How can three be one?”
“The way I understand the Trinity is 3 in 1 shampoo.”
“Hmm interesting…”
“Yes I do!”
“Which God? Because there are thousands!”
“I believe God is a Trinity three in one”
“How can three be one?”
“The way I understand the Trinity is 3 in 1 shampoo.”
“Hmm interesting…”
by Mozartzpraise October 3, 2025
Get the 3 in 1 shampoomug. by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024
Get the Pouring the shampoomug. by waxonjackson420 July 6, 2022
Get the butt shampoomug.