sea canary

The lone sperm that fertilizes a woman's egg and has a mating call much like that of the canary.

Phil's sea canary led to Debra's positive pregnancy test.

by Gare-Bear, Fill, ZD January 20, 2014

Sea Breacher

When dumping your excrement out of your anal cavern, you unload a turd so big that some of it pokes out of the toilet water, thus becoming a sea breacher. Usually, a sea breacher causes a major splash.

Jamarcus: I finally took a shit after 3 days.
Kevin: Jeez, how big were your turds?
Jamarcus: Bro, there were at least 4 sea breachers.

by Buttslopper-oo September 28, 2019

Sea-Jeaned

Becoming so enamored with passion that your entire world is flipped upside down in the best way, with the synchronicity of seeing their perfect booty move in ways you never thought possible (that when you think about it, you trail off in irrelevant thought and become so consumed in all things love and lust that you continually zone out no matter what important thing is currently going on in your life even if you're driving) ....... in some tight jeans, that your legs become so wobbly it's like you're out at sea.

Dude 1 : Yo, I met this girl. I didn't think she could be anymore perfect until we went to the club and I saw her twerking in these tight jeans. I fell over and spilled my drink on the bouncer and got kicked out! It's like I lost control of my legs.
Dude 2:Bruh... you got sea-jeaned
*Dude 1 and Dude 2 clink drinks together in the most prolific cheers ever*

by Carleysguy August 23, 2021

Sea turtle

An athlete who is very old but still competitive in their sport. They often put off retirement as long as possible and seem to have the same several hundred year lifespan of a sea turtle, hence the name. Even after retirement they may still be identified as a sea turtle. Examples include Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, and Peyton Manning.

Man, I can't believe Tim Duncan is still playing. Dude is definitely a sea turtle.

by TheRealJake June 30, 2016

Sea Sniff

to smell yourself- to see if you smell or have an odor

Bend down quickly while smelling yourself to see if you smell in the nightclub

by Getrich83 December 13, 2003

Sea Plub

An aquatic mammal also known as a "manatee" or "sea cow". Typically found tropical seas either sleeping, eating or floating. Very big. Very round.

Someday I will go join the Sea Plubs and live among them.

by freshwaterplub April 4, 2021

dark sea

the act of gapping someones asshole and then filling it up with pee

I gave Stacy the best Dark Sea bro

by Schlitzko September 25, 2019