adultery pad

A residence whose main or sole purpose is to host extramarital affairs. Adultery pads are commonly, but not exclusively, owned by wealthy, married men.

Instead of meeting his mistress at the Ritz Carlton, John entertained her at his adultery pad, a luxurious condominium in Laguna Beach.

by cdavischicago April 14, 2010

Toe pad

The fatty meat under each toe

Ouch! I just stubbed my toe pad

by Studmuffin9220 June 13, 2015

Napsi Pad

noun. The term for the usage of a napkin in place of a comfortable feminine care item, when said item (maxi pad) is not readily available.

Hey! Need a quick care item that is both comfortable and fits that tight budget? Try the Napsi Pad! Now with wings!

by sporkthepanda December 14, 2009

Doodle pad

A woman who is covered in tattoos, usually ones that are completely terrible. She is a whore, but will try to argue that she's not.

"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah I went to the strip club and fucked a doodle pad!"
"Doodle pad?"
"Yeah, she was this stripper w
Jo had this terrible dragon tattoo that wrapped all around her body....I should probably get tested."

by I'mnotalesbian March 12, 2015

dial pad

to call someone on a cellular device

me: i want one pone to be elifve to meet ou
except the tyhping isn't making sense
3:15 AM and your number
i can dial pad it
better than this shit
give me nubmers
3:16 AM PHIL
i AM COLD

by I AM COLD April 16, 2009

cunt-pad

a slender piece of cotton-like material that is worn in the crotch area of womens'underwear during their time of the month. kotex pad

Her cunt-pad felt moist due to seepage from her period.

by Jack May 20, 2004

shoulder pads

feminist beauty as opposed to feminine beauty

Independent and progressive women wore shoulder pads in the 80s.

by allkindsofnoise April 4, 2009