When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
by Derip September 21, 2020
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by I want to actually die April 3, 2017
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by XNarz November 30, 2020
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by Julesong December 12, 2012
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by Dog Cookie Man August 30, 2013
Get the Oatmeal Rasotweiler mug.The ejaculation of semen into a black woman's rectum, and sucking it out. Resulting in a nice white oatmeal surrounded by brown sugar.
"Gerald went home and decided to give his wife the Ol' brown sugar oatmeal. He came over in the morning with a napkin wiping his jowels."
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