highway dyslexia

When someone drives in the passing lane on the highway (usually below the speed limit) but they actually aren't passing anyone. And they stay there in spite of being passed by several cars.

"Why won't that guy in the Mercedes get over! He must have highway dyslexia."

by yaya777 December 28, 2016

highway noggin

Performing oral sex on the person who is driving

As Jack was driving, Jill reached over and unzipped his pants to uncovered his manhood and to give him highway noggin.

by juicy nancy March 5, 2015

Hair on the Highway

A mythical place where the weary traveller can stop for a rest, get a cold beverage whilst gaining a new superior hairstyle that is cut by the ever upstyling Queen Balayage.

“Maybe we should stay at the Hair on the Highway”,
“Don’t joke about that Joe, you’ve heard about the myth of the Hair and the Highway.

by Olivia Trdeeeuuuuuu March 12, 2021

highway gobs

When a female suck a guys penis while he is driving on the highway.

oh man the other day stacey gave me the best highway gobs, I came everywhere.

by gazman_8787 August 16, 2016

gurt highway

Another word for the vaginal canal; due to its prominence in hosting a flow of gurt (semen) after intercourse, much like traffic on a highway

Kelly and I slipped out of the party early, I ended up putting my tongue up her gurt highway, it was sick.

by Blood Champion June 20, 2022

Highway Camera

A camera, typically used by truckers, to protect themselves from fraudulent claims related to accidents.

When I got into an accident, my highway camera saved my ass from getting a ticket and losing my license.

by Eye on the Highway July 1, 2012

Hershey Highway

(A family joke I use) If your parents dont let you say "Butthole" here is another word.

"Jeez, your such a Hershey Highway."

by Hershey Chocolate April 13, 2020