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balance the sheets

To create even teams in order to avoid one side being more dominant over the other.
"Man, this game is so one-sided. We're gonna have to balance the sheets on this shit."
by Harrington Scruffs January 23, 2008
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Perfect balance of whiskey and thought

Will's perfect pool game. Just enough whiskey to keep nimble, sharp, and creative makes this a killer combination in billiards.
Will had the perfect balance of whiskey and thought, he's channeling Efren right now!
by Xayla2424 December 18, 2020
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Omni-Balance

Omni-Balance occurs when a roleplayer in a fight refuses to accept what would normally be a defeat of their character, and their character counters with a feat they were previously incapable of doing, upsetting the power scale of the entire roleplay and causing the roleplay itself to deteriorate.
I have to fight Gus in the Sports Festival? Time to Omni-Balance.
by stangfastking1 August 6, 2022
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Smart Balance

a company that manufactures products including margarine substitutes, flavored microwave popcorn, and peanut butter.
In 2012, Smart Balance acquired Udi’s Healthy Foods, and the parent company was renamed Boulder Brands
by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023
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To fair-and-balance

To engage in practices that result in fair and balanced news reporting.
After news reported that 1.5 million liberals marched on DC, Fox News to fair-and-balance 'd it by polling 100 CEOs.
by talkity talk July 25, 2020
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Drug Balancing

The act of utilizing various drugs from uppers to downers to balance out how you feel.
Mickey snorted some coke before he went out to gamble. After awhile he felt jittery and needed to do some drug balancing, so he took some Xanax to equalize his feelings.
by Defectedambassadors February 19, 2017
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Balance Billing

The reason why weeks after you have any health care you get stacks of bills from the doctor, the facility, the nurse, the pharmacy, the lab, and the guy who cleans the floors every other Saturday.

Even after you've paid the stupid $20 copay.
"I went to my doctor two months ago for a sore throat and I paid my $20 copay. Now I've gotten $847 worth of extra bills for the office visit, strep test, and a shot of penicillin. The office manager told me that was how much I owe in balance billing since I haven't met my $12,000 deductible."
by WackeMD October 3, 2018
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