Poop Tea

When poop has been in the toilet so long it starts to turn the water brown, effectively creating poop tea.
"Warning: There is an extreme case of poop tea in the first stall."
by Aloe Vivid Rue September 05, 2015
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Shart Tea

Shart Tea is made by aquiring freshly sharted panties from your desired female and using the contents to brew your Shart Tea. Some folks lay the gusset of the panties, isolating said shart, over the desired receptical using previously boiled water to pour through the shart. Steep to desired strength.
Bro 1: Dude would you drink her Shart Tea?
Bro 2: uh, yeah dude
by Merlin Cherry January 10, 2017
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Tea Shades

Psychedellic wire-rim sunglasses worn by 1960's drug-culture hep-cats.
Yeah, man, you can always spot a Narc cuz he calls your Tea Shades "sunglasses."
by Hunter S. Thompson April 04, 2003
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Pennyroyal Tea

A song by Nirvana. Also a tea used as a natural abortificant
Distill the life that's inside of me
by hoffmaniacal July 27, 2004
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Hot Tea

Hot tea is when something reeeeaaallllyyy juicy happens. like a scandal or just an iconic moment.
guy 1: omg did you hear that alissa cheated on mike?

guy 2: omg with who?

guy 1: she cheated on him with drew.

guy 2: OMG THE HOT TEA! ITS STEAMING!
by tea meaning July 25, 2018
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Brewin' Tea

The act of peeing in some sort of still body of water. IE: pool or bath tub. Generally making a small amount of water yellowish brown for a short period of time, resembling the color of freshly brewed tea.
Tom:Sorry bro...but i just brewed some tea in your pool
John: Huh?
Tom: I pee'd in your pool, dude
John: Oh, don't worry i love brewin' tea
by Zlarkson October 08, 2011
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Panty Tea

Panty Tea is prepared by soaking the soiled cotton crotch of a panty in boiling water until the glazy crust dissolves into the water. After seeping in the hot water, fresh aromas of the vigina will start to wift away. Add a drop of honey and a twist of lemon, and you will have a great tasting tea that will make your Mr. Woody stand tall and proud. After you make a few batches of this tea, you'll quickly learn how to craft the right panties together for the perfect blend.
Tommy's Mom caught me going through her hamper again. I hate it. She's got the best discharge for a strong panty tea.
by Sir Earl Grey Panty Taster April 23, 2008
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