TEXAS

The greatest country on earth.

Often misspelled as "Texas".

The worst part about driving to TEXAS is that you often go through Oklahoma to get there.

by gitargy May 8, 2019

texas

Hahahaha yo it's hilarious how "ya'll" Texans think bigger is so much better, the only thing bigger in Texas is your women, nipples, and percentage of unemployment. Please, just please try and find me one person who really WANTS to move to Texas and for what reason, so they have an excuse to have sex with their realli hot Aunt Josephine? I just wish everyone in the world could just go into Texas and beat the shit out of every sister fucking redneck in the massive dump they call a state. I use to live in Texas but then got the fuck out and moved north to New York so my balls would stop sticking together. It's unbelieveable how I lived in that piece of shit for 16 years, thank God I'm out and I thank all you "H-Town" home boys for your ghetto inspiring rap sounds you like to call "songs". Also, thanks a whole fucking lot for giving us this piece of shit president that REALLY has no clue what the fuck he's doing. Stop getting mad and all self defensive because you don't like people making fun of you, get the hell out and people will respect you. If anyone of you can find a way out of that shit hole, go for it and realize what all those cow boy hats and boots do to you.

1st dude- yo I'm from Texas

2nd dude- yo your a fat fuck

1st dude- nah i snuck in from mexico, i'm not really fat i'm just trying to blend it with the crowd

2nd dude- well that fat suit is awesome, you look just like everyone else here

by xy xy xy xy xy September 8, 2008

Texas

Don't mess with it.

Don't mess with Texas.

by nxt2yoshi October 17, 2011

Texas

Cowboy hat loving hicks; that worship guns and trucks.

You know what I saw in Texas the other day, A TRUCK AND SOME GUNS.

by awesome dude333 October 25, 2016

texas

Land of the Fat y'all. Place where all the fat kids live y'all, and home to George Dubya. y'all.

Houston, Texas is the fattest city on the planet. Here you will see many 600lb woman strapped to wheel chairs. y'all.

by yerse December 15, 2007

Texas

The Lone Star state. Like a cross between Pluto and New York:
-A great place that everyone admires...
-...but you wouldn't want to live there...
-...unless you were born there.

New York is what happens when you try to compress Texas into an area the size of a city.

The entry signs on the highways all read: "Professional lunatics beyond this point only."

by Kyo Kusanagi July 8, 2003

Texas

Home of steers and queers

You're from Texas ay? Sorry to here that son...

by Niggy Smalls June 9, 2012