Using the physical attractiveness of a girl’s mom to predict how attractive she'll be when she gets older.
"Dude, Angie looks pretty hot now, but I saw her shopping with her parents at the mall and she totally flunks the Mom Test. "
"Kevin’s freaking out because he just found out his girlfriend’s Mom weighs like 280 pounds. That girl flunks the Mom Test big time."
"Wow, Charlotte’s mom is a total MILF! That girl totally passes the Mom Test with flying colors!"
"Kevin’s freaking out because he just found out his girlfriend’s Mom weighs like 280 pounds. That girl flunks the Mom Test big time."
"Wow, Charlotte’s mom is a total MILF! That girl totally passes the Mom Test with flying colors!"
by Woody Rollins October 26, 2009
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A turtle test is when you're not sure if you need to fart or shit, so you relax your butthole and push a little, and if a turtle's head peeks out, you clench your ass so you don't shit yourself. That is a "positive" turtle test. A "negative" is when a fart comes out.
Dude, pull over, I've gotta take a shit.
No way Bro, can't you just fart or something?
I just did a turtle test Dude, and it was positive. Pull over before I shit in your car.
No way Bro, can't you just fart or something?
I just did a turtle test Dude, and it was positive. Pull over before I shit in your car.
by Otto Parts December 12, 2012
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Get the Test mug.With so many unique, often opposing, religious Directives, Dictates and Dogma--is faith really the strong foundation and reliable measure of truth on which to base belief?
So, what's the best definition of faith?
How about: pretending to know something that you don't know.
Take the Outsider-Test of Faith and see if your personal savior, shake, shayman, god or other mythologic figure survives the challenge...
How about: pretending to know something that you don't know.
Take the Outsider-Test of Faith and see if your personal savior, shake, shayman, god or other mythologic figure survives the challenge...
by YAWA June 10, 2018
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