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Freezer Tetris 

A game in which a person sitting in a freezer is timed to see how long he or she can play Tetris before they either a) Die in-game b) Get too cold and get out, or c) pass out, freeze, or are otherwise rendered unable to play.

A large hatch-open freezer is usually emptied out to play and is left open in order to see the gameboy screen on older gameboys, but also to make sure the contestant isn't cheating and to prevent accidents.
Want to go play some Freezer Tetris? I hear Patrick once lasted in there for 45 minutes.
Freezer Tetris by Mick S. July 23, 2007
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Traffic Tetris 

When a dude cums on a girl's face.
I play Traffic Tetris on your mom's face

Trolley Tetris 

When one or more people try to fit all their shopping from the till into their shopping trolley so they fit tidily and flat. This can sometimes occur as a competition for a better corner etc.
Man:"I always hate going shopping with my family man; I always end up playing trolley tetris with my brother."
Trolley Tetris by Harper1443 January 17, 2011

Umbrella tetris

The activity in which you are carrying an umbrella and walking with or towards others who have umbrellas and you attempt to pass each other without your umbrellas hitting each other by moving the umbrellas so that there is room between them all.
"We were playing umbrella tetris all the way to work with those guys."
Umbrella tetris by Z... September 13, 2011

hippie tetris 

The act of trying to fit as many hippies, their dogs, their gear and their girlfriends in a smaller or already packed vehicle.
We're gonna have to hippie tetris ourselves in here, or none of us will fit in this car!
hippie tetris by DUNTDADUH February 6, 2017

Panic tetris 

When you're done paying for a full cart of groceries and have to put everything back in the cart again in a way so it fits and you have to do it fast because there's a big line waiting behind you .
There were so many people at the store today, I had to play panic tetris.

Callum Tetris 

Tricking someone into believing something untrue for an extended amount of time.
"Do you remember that Callum Tetris we did a few weeks back?"