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Testicle Crack

Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.
My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.
by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016
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testicle fuck

"I testicle fucked a girl last night"
"Alex, you absolute dog, you!"
by Cloverman January 20, 2016
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testicle job

when someone slaps youre testicles for youre arousal
dude last night betty gave me a testicle job
by Damen doggy January 20, 2017
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Testicle job

When someone plays with you're balls
Last night Betty gave me a testicle job
by Damen doggy January 20, 2017
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testicle race

When two men rub eachothers testicles against each other and the person who has the redest balls loses
Mike: my balls are still hurting form the testicle race we had

Jim: mine too but let's go again tonight
by Fronk donk August 25, 2017
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testicle milk

My girl sure does love to drink testicle milk!
by EkeTIT May 1, 2018
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Testicle perfume

What it smells like in a man's underwear
by 6969 fortnite 6969 May 28, 2018
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