tenacious d

1. A sexually transmitted infection, contracted by not using a condom during sexual intercourse. Symptoms include green/purple/orange genitalia, loss of pubic hair, hallucinations, vomiting, coma and ultimately death. More contageous than ebola.
2. The name of a rock band, whose movie I was ejected from for throwing popcorn and supplying popcorn to my peers for purposes other than consumption, i.e. throwing.

1) Oh crap my balls have gone purple and there's a large pink elephant in my shower, i must have tenacious d.
2) 'DUUUUDE, I TOTALLY MISS YOUUUU....'

by ladge December 27, 2006

rip tearing

Gay butt sex. It's when you go so hard you rip & tear the male anus

Tristan was rip tearing that dudes ass so hard

by Yimmmmmsayin July 13, 2017

Tebow-Tearing

When a full-grown man cries intensively after losing any kind of game that he knew he should have won.

"Dude guess what, when I beat Tim at ping-pong he started Tebow-Tearing it up cause he thought he was better than me!!"

"Haha, classic jackass!"

by aightman January 12, 2010

Tearing Charlie

1. To rip one's own anus in a period of massive bowel obstruction.

2. To glass bottom boat your dog King Charles.

1. Mom, Jesus is tearing Charlie.

2. Come here You little SHIT

by Cow Poly July 16, 2008

Tenorist

One who discriminates against Tenors, similar to a Basist.

"So we have the Sopranos, the Altos, the Tenors and the Men."

"Hey! Don't be Tenorist!

by TheCheeseburger December 20, 2008

Tenami

An Awsome Guy That Has Nothing Wrong With Him. You Would Be Lucky To Be Friends With Him. If You Are Friends With Him Then You Are Very Lucky And Should Not Ever Hate Him. He Is Very Very Funny

That Guy Is Soo Tenami.

by WhatAreYou75 November 30, 2011

tearin

sexy awesome totally lovable.
Everyone loves her. Such a nice person and is really cool. Epic.

Dude: did u see that girl.
Guy: she was such a tearin.

by mtrencher103 September 29, 2011