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Knights Tempturd

Name of truth given to the Knights Templar for the thieving traitors that they were to their religion, country, and organization.
Free Masons believe in the ways of the Knights Tempturd.
by templeoflight May 18, 2021
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The Temporacle

Temporacle

An ancient being capable of controlling robots and providing delicious bathwater.

First known use, 1984BC
As few people know, TEMPORACLE is an anagram.

ATMOCERPEL, it means

It also stands for,

The Temporacle's
Envious

Monkey
Pissed
On
Ryan Reynolds'
And
Cleopatra's
Legendary

Eggplants
by TotallyNotJohngivitis March 5, 2022
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Argumentus temporarum

Someone who causes arguments with people for no reason then runs away to find another to start without finishing the other one so it ends automatically
Stop coming here to yell at us you argumentus temporarum
by Uno_Bruno December 4, 2022
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Michigan Temporary Log Jam

When you grab a handful of snow with a mitten and proceed to shove it in your partners ass, then they hover above your head and let the Muddy snow drip onto your head
Hey babe it's snowy do wanna try the Michigan Temporary Log Jam.
by Gary from Michigan February 19, 2026
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Selective temporary amnesia

A common mental disorder developed during HR and legal investigations where people forget important details that would show them in poor light.
Honey sugar, I had to pop two pirin tablets for my selective temporary amnesia, not to mention show my outrage with, “What?! how rude! People do such things in the workplace?!” on the HR query on why I decked that cuntbag.
by ilacevoli January 9, 2026
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Conjuant Thermalative Tempuraturational Capasitation

"Conjuant Thermalative Tempuraturational Capasitation (CTTC)" is the long, specific, and very scientific definition of the word "Hot", or " Heat".

DISCLAIMER: Not a legitimate scientific word.
Example:

Friend 1: Dang man, I've been feeling a lot of Conjuant Thermalative Tempuraturational Capasitation as of late.

Friend 2: . . . Don't you mean "Heat"?
by Derpsion September 12, 2021
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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》 temporadas últimas dos《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9.
by 0AmanasazA0 November 17, 2025
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