Telot

Telot is the best.

OMG IS THAT ISAIAH AND JEREMIAH TELOT😩

by im_jeremiah September 4, 2021

telok kurau primary school

telok kurau is now filled with minahs and xiaomeimei.cb got one minah 12 year old go date someone who look like 18 who goes fishing.chicken you think senior never go check check how our school is like now ah.then got p6 go take out shirt and show bra like got something to see.bro your tetek hor very de flat macam pancake you know.u dont show nehneh pok and think we dunno hor.anyways stan classes of 2020 and the past years after that cause we seniors all valid❓❓⁉️⁉️⁉️class of 2021 a bit siao hor.dont hate on our school thanks😁🙏

student of tkps:ya i go telok kurau primary school
friend:wah u so smart ah go tanjong katong primary
student:your father ah i go lee kuan yew school lah bodoh
person:chicken my father go take milk havent come back sia🥲🥲

by @yourmadersmellycb September 15, 2021

Telonis

A guy with a really big head that is shaped like a watermelon, also has really bad acne

Telonis looks like steve

by papas sas November 22, 2021

Telocal

Someone who is idiotically funny, meaning that their such an idiot their funny

Person 1: That guy is such a telocal!
Person 2: I know right!

by SugarAsh November 29, 2021

TDLOSK

The Disastrous Life Of Saiki K, an anime

"KYAAA~!! OMG HWVENT YOU HEARD 'TDLOSK' IS GETTING ANOTHER SIRES".

by ShinyStormtroper August 18, 2022

Telopea Birdshit

An alternative to the Chicago Sunroof. The act of climbing on top of a car with no sunroof and taking a shit on the roof.

Andrew bought a new car so he wants me to christen it with a Telopea Birdshit

by GermanBisexual August 22, 2022

Indiana telescope

Taking a nice long turd in the eye for sexual gratification

Mike Pence got pink eye when Mother gave him the old Indiana telescope.

by Dot Biz October 8, 2020