teh stoopid

teh stoopid is the condition of being female and genetically incapable of standard formal logic.

teh stoopid: how thuggas and ePimps and other dipshits get American chicks into bed.

by Jacques Asse August 21, 2009

teh suck

According to the Mooninites from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, what the Plutionions are.

Emory and Oglethorpe... Were not invited is the end of that sentence! Plutionians are teh suck!

by madrhetoric May 08, 2005

teh suck

Something which is unimpressive.

dude that site is teh suck

by Anonymous November 07, 2002

Teh Fuck

A saying for when you are at lack of words

upon seeing his wife's new hair cut, Jimmy uttered the great words of any speechless man, "Teh fuck..."

by TehUberPope February 05, 2007

TEH CRAB

porous and salty

This pipe is full of TEH CRAB

by dogwelder July 21, 2003

Teh Mok

Someone who enjoys masturbating to shock sites, such as 2g1c, etc.

"What's Michael doing?"
"Masturbating to 2g1c..."
"Eeew... that guy has problems, he's such a Teh Mok!"

by mehnesspowns June 27, 2009

teh winz

1337 for "the winner" or "the best." used mostly among weezer message board posters. started by "paperlanternz"

weezer is teh winz

by o girl August 13, 2003