Warren Tech

A school plagued by white asf Hicks and Hillbillies who blast their country music on speakers as they roam the halls and think owning a big ass truck makes up for their tiny ass dick (and it doesn’t). (Relatively sure half of them are inbred). But don’t worry, that’s not all here at Tech! There’s also plenty of white bitches who believe they can fight and spend their parents money on juul pods and booze. If that isn’t enough to satisfy you, there is a legit orgy group at this school. There is little to no connection in this fucking brick prison of a school, and half the teachers are whacked out as fuck. But if you need to take a break from it all, feel free to hit the the juul room.

“Hey man, I’m thinking about applying to Warren Tech, do you think I should?”
“Warren Tech? Fuck no! That school is full of inbred hillbillies.”

by Horton_Hears_A_Jew November 8, 2019

Texas Tech Bellringer

One who masturbates incessantly and with a passion. The term originated from the infamous video, shown live on ESPN, of a Texas Tech freshman ringing the team's bell during a game. Unfortunate camera angles made it look as if he was behind the bell jacking off furiously.

Dude, my coworker, Mr. Rasmussen, lives by himself. I bet he's a Texas Tech Bellringer.

by Mr. H December 27, 2007

Art Tech High School

A school for Arts and Technology. Not just a school for rejects and pot smokers.

Art Tech High School Student: Haha, I only have three periods in a day and practically no homework!

by Bob The Awesome October 21, 2009

techies

Short for technicians. The people that make your shows happen. Often seen backstage, on the grid and any other dark space. Has a wide range of skills, knows how to fix anything with a role of duct tape. Rather sexual, doesn't need an excuse to feel you up. Always there for eachother. Strage obssessions with glowtape. Doesn't know what to do with self when tech is cancled. Basicly lives in the theater. Shows would be nothing without them. GO, techies, GO!

Those techies are strage creatures, I think one just tried to feel me up.

by sheepling January 13, 2005

tech daddy

A nerdy guy who's into computers and technical stuff but that doesn't stop him from being a total daddy. He walks the halls in his weird polos and dockers and doesn't know that a few females really want him.

"Did you see Tech Daddy today?"

"Yeah, I wish he'd shove that computer charger he was carrying up my ass."

by ChargeMyAssholeTechDaddy November 2, 2015

tech guru

Someone that lives, breathes, and embodies technology. Basically their world revolves around tech and the latest innovations in the ever so fast-paced world of consumer electronics. A tech guru knows anything and everything imaginable about technology and you are hopeless if you think you know more than these illustrious men or women.

Dang, I asked Daryl which iPhone was the best and he started telling me how Apple is stagnant and recommended some weird Hawaii device or something. What a tech guru!

by zzsv December 19, 2018

Tech Trolley

n - Bus that takes students from Georgia Tech's campus to the management annex.

v - to decide to drop your science or engineering major and change to easy management

See also m-train

I don't see Bob in any of my engineering classes, I guess he hopped on the Tech Trolley.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003