Tarplied

to cheat on a beautiful woman with an ugly one

to be unfaithful

Poor Lauren, she got tarplied by her boyfriend.

by Widow August 14, 2012

Tardling

The act of warming your poptards between your thighs.

Me and my girlfriend went tardling in an ally yesterday, things got pretty sweaty.

by irishbooty January 20, 2014

Tardlagg

To be slow. Get distracted. Ie; to have conic lateness as antonym to "on time".

I was really tardlagING this morning, I'm so sorry I'm late. Wow they can Tardlagg like no other. Don't be a tardlagg. Ie; to have conic lateness; "tweeker time".

by Attention Lovxsss September 2, 2016

taaylor

A good looking person. Usually speaks his or her mind. Might get an attitude at times. But is very loveable.

Where is taaylor

by Tyrlef January 2, 2017

tardliner

Like a hardliner - a right-wing "old school" GOP supporter who is immune to facts and solely focused on a conservative agenda, irrespective of long term ramifications to society, common decency, or human rights, and with a heavy dose of diminished mental capacity. The opposite of "libtard".

Oh, hey, I'm so sorry about my friend Jim from high school. He's a good enough guy but is a bit of a tardliner - I wouldn't recommend discussing oppression or wealth distribution with him.

by hadzmat March 30, 2017

Tarpley

One who goblin stomps

Shut up, you dirty queefen! You Don't make me go all Tarpley and goblin stomp that ass.

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017

tardlid

Ones eyelid that seems to droop more than the other.

Dude did you hear about that new disease that people are getting? TARDLID!

by Tardlid54 September 13, 2017