takunda

amazingly awesome person. can be a know-it-all. loves country music and is always up for a good time. (wink)

man 1: i gotta get me a Takunda
man 2: Why?
Man 1: cos im bored of all these dramas i just want a good time.

by smileykingy July 10, 2010

bonzai tankbuster

when a chick is laying spread eagle on a bed and a guy jumps on top of her and tries to get his dick inside of her as soon as he lands. the guy usually has a running start. note: it can be very painful if he misses. injury can cause internal bleeding and/or a broken penis

dude im still limping from when i missed that bonzai tankbuster i did on your sister last night

by iamhuskie June 11, 2006

tank drapes

large women labia

(first coined by the Frosty, Heidi & Frank radio show)

your girls is big man! she ain't got cat flaps, shes got the tank drapes!

by Taylor Robbins October 7, 2009

wank tank

When you see someone hot, you put their memory in your wank tank so that when you have a wank later it is the face you see as you cum all over your bed

Chris was so turned on by the sight of James bending over the photocopier he decided to ut him is his wank tank for lunchtime when he went to the toilet

by rachael July 22, 2004

mammoth tank

From the Command and Conquer series, the Mammoth Tank is the strongest ground vehicle GDI has to offer, at least when talking about the first Command and Conquer (Tiberium Dawn) and Renegade.

Mammoth Tanks are a hidden usable vehicle in the sequel to Command and Conquer, Tiberian Sun, but are usurped in hitting power by the Mammoth Mk. II. The Mammoth Tank has also appeared in the Red Alert series, called the Apocalypse in Red Alert II.

The Mammoth Tank has two giant cannons and surface to air missiles to defend itself with. If the tank existed in real life it'd be larger than any other current tank fielded, and too wide to be used in urban combat (it COULD fit on a highway, but not on the streets). Mammoth Tanks are also infamous for their ability to repair themselves back to half strength.

Word of advice. If you're playng Renegade and you see a Mammoth Tank coming... RUN.

by The Infamous Trev-MUN February 23, 2004

Tanked

Taking an attack with minimum damage, showing high durability.

The Third Raikage tanked Naruto's Futon: Rasenshuriken

The tank tanked that rocket!

Superman tanked the missile and saved the day.

by SSM12 September 27, 2012

Wet Tank

Shower, bathtub.

aight jonny g im going to jump in the old wet tank to get clean

by rezzbear November 20, 2010