talking to a brick wall 

Is a phrase used to sarcastically explain that the person you are talking to do is not listening or is so dumb that they don't understand

Wow you're so stupid it's like talking to a brick wall

talking to a brick wall by Ohdearlol December 28, 2013

tic tacking 

The act of throwing corn kernels or corn cobs at an individual's house to cause commotion.

A bunch of us went tic tacking last night and the neighbors were pissed.

tic tacking by From the 'Roi May 27, 2006

Taking one for the Team 

v. to take one for the team is best seen in the example.

also known as: "jumping on the grenade"

Joe and his four other male friends go to a bar. They come across four very hot women, and one ugly one. Joe, being the good and pure one to his friends, gets with the ugly one to spare his friends the agony.

Buddy 1: "Hey, have you guys seen Joe?"

Buddy 2: "Yea i saw him an hour ago, he left with a real fat grenade"

Buddy 3: "That Joe guy is a good man cause he always takes one for the team"

Taking one for the Team by Reggie Regg November 23, 2003

talking out of your ass 

When someone says something stupid that they have no proof of. For example, "The Space Shuttle was destroyed by TERRORISTS!"

That asshat's talking out of his ass again

talking out of your ass by Legato February 18, 2003

I know you ain't talking 

When someone is trying to roast you but he did something lamer than you.

-DAMN, your haircut is so ugly!
-BITCH! I know you ain't talking with that shitty ass fade.

I know you ain't talking by magicthanos March 22, 2021

Taking a Fart

When you go to take a poop and only a fart comes out.

Scott: Billy did you shit your pants in there or what?
Billy: No, I was only taking a fart.

Taking a Fart by Jorge Dentino November 3, 2010

kicking ass and taking names

Phrase used in reference to someone or something that is having multiple successes in succession. kicking ass - Kicking someone or something's ass, beating, defeating an opponent at a task. taking names - Recording a list of future contestants who will have also be beaten or defeated in the defined task.

Aunt Betty-Joe was kicking ass and taking names at bingo last night.

kicking ass and taking names by Jesse Bilsten April 28, 2006