A story and result of an elected official's extramarital international affairs. In U.S. political sex lore, commonly associated with a South Carolina governor on a quest for marital redemption, who instead finds a path to adultery, infidelity and world confession.
A political Cad story making a mockery of Conservative Family Values as the founding doctrine of a Republican politician.
The press interview of a male slut after an international vacation.
Political hypocrisy with a sad apologetic face and a happy penis.
A political Cad story making a mockery of Conservative Family Values as the founding doctrine of a Republican politician.
The press interview of a male slut after an international vacation.
Political hypocrisy with a sad apologetic face and a happy penis.
"Hey Joe, let's grab some brewskis and ask our lovely wives if we can go on a South American vacation to come back with our own Argentinean tales of Argentinean tail."
..."No Max, that's for politicians, I prefer to keep my truck, guns and trailerhouse without fighting over them in the divorce. And that's my Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail, and I'm sticking to it."
..."No Max, that's for politicians, I prefer to keep my truck, guns and trailerhouse without fighting over them in the divorce. And that's my Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail, and I'm sticking to it."
by benighse June 27, 2009
Get the Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail mug.An incredibly awesome book by Kate Dicamillo that tells the separate stories of Desperaux Tilling, a tiny mouse shunned by the rest of his kind, Chiaroscuro(Aka. Roscuro), a once light-loving rat whose heart was broken years ago, and Mig, a poor servant girl whose father sold her for a couple of cigarettes, a red tablecloth, and a hen. In the last section of the book the characters come together during Roscuro's plot to kidnap the princess and... that's all I'm saying for the sake of not ruining the ending(sorry :D). This beautiful story is at least five times better (and deeper) than that shit they call The Tale of Desperaux movie (friendship?! WTF?).
If you haven't read it then you should! Though...I wouldn't really suggest it if you're over a certain age(i.e. 16 and up shouldn't read it in public or at all if you're used to more challenging books) because of the simplicity of reading it(though not extremely simple).
If you haven't read it then you should! Though...I wouldn't really suggest it if you're over a certain age(i.e. 16 and up shouldn't read it in public or at all if you're used to more challenging books) because of the simplicity of reading it(though not extremely simple).
Bob: "Duuuuuuuuuddddddee! What's up with your face?! You look like you just saw a puppy getting raped by Barnie!"(WTF)
Fred: "No. Worse. I just saw....the Tale of Desperaux Movie!!! DX"
Bob:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" DX
Fred: "No. Worse. I just saw....the Tale of Desperaux Movie!!! DX"
Bob:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" DX
by wootwootpie :D May 25, 2009
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by wolf15668 November 3, 2013
Get the tattle tale mug.a very beautiful and outgoing person. never takes no for an answer and loves her friends. she is caring and has a great (even inappropriate sometimes) sense of humor. she always know how to put a smile on your face, although sometimes she can be a bit rude and doesn't care about what comes out of her mouth. but in the end, she's a magnificent human being.
Bon qui qui: Omg Laquanta did you see dat girl over there? she look like a ho...
Laquanta: girl what u talkin' bout she ain't no ho, she a taleiya
Bon qui qui: u right u right
Laquanta: girl what u talkin' bout she ain't no ho, she a taleiya
Bon qui qui: u right u right
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Get the taleiya mug.Tabley Clothe is a person who likes to commit genocide on Saturdays! Tabley Clothes usually eat cheesecake and read 'Hitler's Table Talk'
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Get the Tabley Clothe mug.A very beautiful and strong person can easily be offended by things you say or do but they’re very understanding at times. Tacey’s are so cute and so sweet they will always be there for you plus they’re secretly freaks in the bedroom.
by Violet grace February 8, 2018
Get the Tacey mug."I got a turd tale for you guys: this shit for so hard, I had to hold the side of the toilet and lift my legs in the air.
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