Brown Torpedo

What comes out of your penis after you have anal sex with a female.

Everytime he pee's after having anal sex with me, he never flushes and there's always a little brown torpedo in the toilette.

by Felicia Castro May 3, 2005

Grandpa's torpedo

An elderly man's giant frank and beans bulging through the crotch of his pants. When you were in elementary school, and a volunteer referred to as "grandpa" would sit and read to you. As you sit on the floor and he is in the chair with his legs spread, all you see is grandpa's torpedo.

I couldn't concentrate on the story, cuz all I could see was grandpa's torpedo. I thought it was gonna shoot me in the eye like an angry pirate!

by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008

Torpedo

Locky Leanord The Human Torpedo, one who was thrashed by the thrashinator and got his cock ripped open.

Guy with hole in cock: SHIT! I just got torpedo'd. *cries*

by JD February 1, 2005

Raspberry Torpedo

When having sex, the girl's cherry pops on your dick. Subsequently you back up 20 meters, sprint, and aim for her belly button, intending to hit it with maximum force... The Raspberry Torpedo.

I tried a raspberry torpedo last night, my girlfriend cried and bled all over me.

Dude, it takes serious balls to try the raspberry torpedo

by Doctor E-Train May 5, 2009

torpedo loaf

A loaf so big it tears the asshole

Just dropped incredible power torpedo loaf

by Torpedo loaf February 1, 2016

Vito Torpedo

When a boat captain who’s amongst his crewmates inserts just the tip into a woman’s vagina priming the chamber, then slowly pushes forward the missile until it is fully pressed into the chamber. He proceeds to reinsert the missile repeatedly until it is perfectly in place and primed for release. The man then yells out “Fire the Vito Torpedo” as he raises his captains hat into the air like a bullrider and releases all of his semen torpedos into her open waters to seek and consume the egg of the beast within her. In 4 months time, they will determine if the target was confirmed KIA.

Jane: Baby, that was so amazing last night. You sailed my seas like a real captain!

Jacob: That’s the power of the Vito Torpedo baby!

by WillyTheWankTank August 7, 2023

Italian torpedo

When you double penetrate a woman with Italian sausage while your penis is in her vagina.

Yeah that slut loves the Italian torpedo

by Dirtysancheztorpedo June 26, 2016