Tottenburn

Nickname that footballers have given to the worst destination in all of the Premier League, Tottenham. This name became popular after the London riots reminded some of 8mile, Iraq and the Congo.

"I might have a chance to play in Premier League, Dad!"
"Congrats, son! Where?"
"I'm embarrassed to say."
"Just tell me it's not Tottenburn, son."
"It is."
"Are you sure you don't want to play in the MLS?"
"Don't worry, Dad. I've got my vest and plenty of fire insurance."

by Premier League August 29, 2011

Tooken

Another way of saying Taken

That guy had tooken his dog to the park

by PWDC December 24, 2018

Mooken Tooken

Vietnamese slang for “gay muslim male”

“Jiyaad is a Mooken Tooken”

by Unknown_Scholar May 13, 2018

Cooter and Tooter

The combination of a women’s vagina and butthole, respectively.

I just watched my dog rub her cooter and tooter across the whole fucking carpet.

by judisthehudis May 1, 2018

Twotenny

Metra #210, a pretty average commuter locomotive except for the fact that it is stalked by a deranged woman. This woman, a Chicago resident claims that she is married to 210 and regularly posts her bizarre rape fantasies involving the poor defenseless locomotive. I must denote for the curious, the woman closely resembles Grimace with a wig on, so you can only imagine how terrified 210 is of it's sexual advances.

"No locomotive at 14th street yard has been running around with it's air hose extended as much as METX 210 has over the last two months, this has resulted in some pretty awkward moments like that selfie I took with Twotenny on June 22nd lmao".

by Keoni-san August 26, 2021

Tooted up

if your truck/suv is “tooted up” it sits higher in the front than it does in the back. Aka “Carolina squat” and “Tennessee tilt”. Mostly white 16 year old trap lord wannabes drive them. These vehicles literally sound like the owners took a saw and a wrench set and removed every single Component of the exhaust system.

Normal dude: yo Brody you here that clapping?
Normal Friend: yeah man that’s a fag in a tooted up POS
Normal dude: yup you’re right.

Tooted up truck fag: going 17 mph in a 35 mph at 3200 rpm WHAAAAAPAPAWPAWPEAW

by Trippinat2:36am November 29, 2021

tooter

cute little person that farts cutely

hey tooter
will you be my tooter?

"oh man tell me about your date"
"man she's such a tooter"

by alec and liz May 3, 2010