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tennessee squat

The process of defecating (and urinating, for the ladies) where one must hover over the toilet seat because the seat itself is too foul to actually sit on (or even to use a toilet paper barrier).
Joe's so worried about germs that whenever he takes a dump in the airport, he does the ole Tennessee Squat.
by johnfro May 30, 2006
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tennessee river

the girl sits on the toilet and while pissing she gives the guy oral sex
by Bonnie & Clyde2142 April 23, 2010
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Tennesse Monopilot

The sexual act of spinning over an amputee with no legs like a helicopter with cock inserted into a vagina or other orifices. Boodaloop optional and amputee also optional if your partner is flexible.
My wife, a vietnam vet, loves when I do the Tennesse Monopilot.
by HelgaHolland February 20, 2011
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Tennessee Hotbox

A technique used by smokers in the United States in the state of Tennessee, where one lights the top of a cigarette box, and smokes the entire pack of cigarettes without ever taking one out of the box. The box is typically lit after taking the plastic wrapping off, and after the cigarettes have been packed.
“When Jeff found out his girlfriend was pregnant, stress pushed him to pull a Tennessee hotbox out back before confronting her parents.
by S0CRAT1C December 28, 2021
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Tennessee

A southern state that isn't far down south.
It is frequently stereotyped for being a fat, hick state where everyone is stupid and cannot speak proper English.
In actuality, it is a state with beautiful scenery, nice, intelligent people who don't have an accent, and NOT EVERYONE IS FAT!
In Tennessee you don't marry siblings or cousins. That is virginia.
Not everyone likes country music or southern rap. People listen to all music.
To live in Tennessee you don't have to be racist and think the south will rise.
People who live in Tennessee are just like people living anywhere else.
People who live in Tennessee aren't all poor, underprivaledged people either.
PEOPLE DON'T EAT "POSSUM PIE"
Don't let people who know nothing ruin your idea of this state.
I live in Tennessee.
I don't have an accent,I'm not overweight, and I definately don't live in the ghetto. I'm very educated. I listen to rock, alternative, and hardcore music. People who live in Tennessee hate your fucking stereotypes. Even if a few people fall into those descriptions, that means nothing about the state.
Tennessee is a great place.
by xxrawrz July 4, 2008
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Tennessee PhD

A GED. So called based on the notion that in Tennessee, a GED is considered an impressive educational achievement.
Leroy was expelled from high school, but by the time we went to college, he had earned his Tennessee PhD through correspondence courses.
by PMax January 20, 2009
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tennessee credit card

Garden hose used to syphin gas out of cars
syphin gashosetennessee credit card
by mopar May 10, 2009
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