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Timber Lips

The person at the drinking event who comes around with the handle of liquor offering free sips. They are usually hammered already and everyone at the function has been drinking out of this handle.
Hey did you see Amanda walking around with the handle of fireball? She’s handing that thing out to everyone. Yeup good ole timber lips is at it again.
by Timber lips November 4, 2023
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Timber Wolf

A large and hairy straight man, fit or not.
Dude: " Tim looks like a gay bear."
Girl: " No Tim is straight, he's a pure timber wolf not a bear."
by TimberWolf254 November 2, 2017
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Shiver me timbers

When someone thinks they’re scary, but really isn’t.
Person 1: I WILL KILL U
Person 2: oh oh scary! Oh shiver me timbers!
by nutsacktickler69 September 26, 2023
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Cross Timbers middle

Everyone there is fake as fuck they think they’re cool but most of them are vaping kids the teachers are nice and stuff but most people there are hoes
Your so fake you must go to Cross Timbers Middle
by Hehehehhehdhehhd September 10, 2021
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Triple me timbers

A woman with all 3 holes filled with 3 different guy's dicks.
by Deadpool2203 July 23, 2021
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Timber

Short for Declan Eastley. This means you have the iq of a piece of timber, extremely horny, has the biceps the size of coconuts and a cock as big as an elephants trunk.
How are you today Timber?”
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