New Thanks Valsterpendenthertricksweenmasah

The perfect holiday!
(New Years, Thanksgiving, Valentines, Easter, Independence Day, mother and Father’s Day combined, St Patrick’s Day, Halloween, Christmas and Hanukah all together!)

John: Oh boy I cannot wait for New Thanks Valsterpendenthertricksweenmasah
Harry: What's that?
John: Oh it's just the BEST holiday!!!

by zenuroo November 9, 2019

if you think about it

A phrase one says before espousing a large amount of bullshit.

If you think about it, the Earth is flat because nobody has ever been to space - NASA just projects holograms in the sky for us to look at.

by anonymous July 16, 2021

I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch

You ain’t gonna let this hoe get away with their shit. Not today baby

“I’m gonna go fuck your man”
“I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch”

by JustWantToGoHome May 18, 2020

Me too thanks

Me too thanks mean one can relate to an experience and is grateful for the relatable story. Usually used in reference to mild disappointment or jokes about suicide

Man I want to die

-Me too thanks

by Why can't I die? May 20, 2016

Thanksgiving Beard

An unintentional beard started over the 4 day Thanksgiving weekend, where you're too lazy to shave it off monday morning. Usually continues until Christmas or New Year's Day.

Also known as a Holiday Beard

Boss: You look like you haven't shaved in days. That's unprofessional.
Employee: Sir, that's my Thanksgiving beard. It's my way of honoring our forefathers.
Boss: Oh, I didn't realize that. Maybe I'll grow one too.

by levarselosmonos November 23, 2009

men who think with their penis

A guy who acts totally on sexual impulse rather than asserting self control and fails to realize that this does nothing to satisfy a woman and only leads to making him look like an idiot who a woman will never respect

"He just checked out my ass and now just wants to hump me, men who think with their penis just don't have a clue"

by ableventure November 24, 2013

I think its time for you gentlemen to leave

A polite, but stern way to ask an unwanted guest or patron to leave the premises immediately! If not it might get taken outside.

I think its time for you gentlemen to leave. We were just havin some fun. (nod head and motion to get them out of the bar)

by captain poopypants November 15, 2004