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The Neighbour's Kid

Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg (Aka Pewdiepie)
Parents: "You should go and be friends with The Neighbour's Kid."
Son/Daughter: "You mean Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg?"
The Neighbour's Kid by boingyplunk December 2, 2020

The Nick Punto Kid 

That kid in your fantasy baseball draft who clearly has no clue that the draft is even taking place, let alone the fact that they just set their roster back years by drafting players who won't even start in their local softball leagues.
Nick Punto? Only The Nick Punto Kid would draft Nick Punto.
Who the hell is Nick Punto?
What position does Nick Punto play?
The Nick Punto Kid by cubiesg7 April 10, 2011

the walmart yodeling kid 

The Walmart yodeling kid is a legend of our time. Not only does he yodel but.. he has a shiny belt. He became an over night sensation thanks to someone uploading a video of him singing/yodeling a song in a Walmart.
Example a:
“Did you see that video on twitter of the yodeling walmart kid?”
“Yea bruv, i wish i could yodel like that.”
Example b: I wish I could have a shiny belt like the Walmart yodeling kid.

fastest kid in the school 

never stops bragging about how fast he is, his name is always dylan
look the fastest kid in the school got an 243 on the pacer test

New Kid on the Block

A way of acknowledging a kid that recently moved to the neighborhood. Usually applies until the arrival of a new kid on the block.
Guy 1: "Did you see the new kid on the block?"
Guy 2: " No, where is he from?"

dustin the cool musically kid 

the gay fart in my gym class who claims that he made the videos on his musically page 3 years ago. sureeee
Sara: hahah dustin we found your musicallys
Dustin the cool musically kid: *internally panics* yeah those are from 3 years ago
Sara: sureee