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Gentleman Vegetables

Slang term for male genetalia.
I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables than have a female president.
by FreddyGiveHeady July 8, 2009
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Rowdy Gentleman

A type of extreme alpha male that can make anybody comfortable in any situation, while typically drinking in excess, chasing young women, being disorderly, participating in extremely adventurous activities, always politically incorrect, and maintains a professional career. Calling a man a rowdy gentleman is one of the highest compliments possible
Joe went out boozing, banged Meghan and her younger sister last night, then made it to the office for a 9am meeting. He is a rowdy gentleman!
by HIPSOUTH June 30, 2016
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Gentleman's Lunch

A meal taken in private while evading responsibility and perusing pornography or other sexually explicit material
Bento bow from Sushi King, the lesbian scene from Mulholland Drive: time for Gentleman's Lunch!
by crashcomet December 14, 2010
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Gentleman's Breakfast

To wake in the morning and without any notice bury your face and munch the snatch of your wife, girlfriend or date and her snapper is still puffy and wet from the sex romp last night.
Darrell woke at 6:00 in the morning to get ready for work. However, his girlfriend's hot pocket was giving him a morning wink so he dove in and enjoyed a gentleman's breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2014
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gentleman lover

related to the player, the gentleman lover difers in that he will respect the women he makes love to.
he gets his pussy by acting as though he truly cared abought the girl making the girl want to sleep with him
while the pimp may sleep with more women than the gentleman lover; he will get more repeat business
also the gentleman lover does not have as many women pissed off at him at the end of the day
also, it is not uncommon for all of his women to know who each other are and may even be friends with each other
the only downside to being a gentleman lover is that it can sometimes take much longer to get individual women to sleep with you, this is offset by the fact that once you have a few good women your reputation for lovemaking and respect will make it much easier to gain new lovers
by karanandos meneski July 23, 2005
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Gentleman’s Facial

When a gentleman controls the location and placement of his semen as he empties
his children all over his lady’s face. A gentleman’s facial is the complete opposite of a male they unwieldy busts is load of ropes with wanton disregard for where it ends up such as her eyes, nose, hair, etc.
Max gave me a gentleman’s facial last night. He pumped it all over my chin and it was the most wonderful chincicle yet.

Andre is not known for gentleman’s facials. Last time I sucked him off he blew his load all in my hair.
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
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gentleman grinding

when a gentleman takes the time to go out on the dance floor and grind on his main boo.
"You could tell he's a good guy, he kept pulling my skirt down." "That's gentleman grinding."

pulling the lady's skirt down while partaking in the grind.
asking the lady if she is comfortable with the grind's pace.
fetching a glass of water for your grind partner once finished with the grind.
by jlln November 3, 2013
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