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Windmill

1: A large building that houses a contraption with a large set of sails that are spun around by wind, either to move a grindstone for processing grain, or a turbine to generate electricity.

2: A threat that doesn't exist. Derived from Don Quixote, who attacked a windmill with a lance thinking it was a giant.
"I would your worship take notice," replied Sancho, "that those you see yonder are no giants, but windmills; and what seem arms to you, are sails; which being turned with the wind, make the millstone work."
by Intelligence001 January 12, 2023
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The Danish Windmill Experience

A situation in which a woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrød Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.
Hej Karolina, hold still! l can't hit the wienerbrød if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!
by TDWE June 20, 2024
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Pickle windmill

When a man puts his wiener in an spinning object like a fan.
Man last night i nutted so hard after doing the Pickle windmill
by McLovin738 January 12, 2023
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The Windmill Man

The Windmill man is a fat man who likes to fuck small, tiny and fragile little boys. He sits on his computer all day, fucking small children on his very gross gaming chair. He has a very bad youtube channel where he post shit content. The Windmill man will be fucking doxxed because he is so fucking unlikable. I hope The Windmill man dies, I also hope he changes his bad, bad, bad fucking name. He doesn't deserve to be called "the", which implies that he is someone, which he is clearly not.
Oh hahah you did a The Windmill Man (post a shitty youtube video, while fucking little children)
by Fuck Windmill Man August 3, 2022
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Mongolian windmill

In a threesome containing 2 men and 1 woman, when one man nuts on the other man’s penis and the other man swings his penis in a circular motion, similar to a windmill, spraying cum on the woman.
Hey John, guess what I did yesterday? I gave Jessica a Mongolian windmill!
by Cryotheplato February 24, 2024
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Shoving windmill blades into a coal mine

Like sweeping something under a rug. This is the post modern, gen z style way to imply a new connotation of the underlying political weight that we can hide something in place that is obviously going to out itself eventually, but since politics are so short sighted, it's fine... This is fine... We will just shove these here for now and pretend that the waste is not as bad for the planet as other thing like... Cow farts.
Definition: "Shoving windmill blades into a coal mine" is like trying to hide something that is embarrassing, illegal, or wrong, or trying to keep a problem secret. Like, sweeping something under a rug. The additional connotation is that there is an added layer of betrayal to the common man because something described this way means the thing is being hidden by the very body that promises to have our best interest in mind.

For example, when her mother found out she had cancer, and realized that it was likely due to the mother's habitual smoking for years, she chose to shove the windmill blades into a coal mine and just convince the girl that it was just a cold that wouldn't quit and vitamins would be fine.
by CommonSense.exe January 23, 2025
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South Dakota Windmill

A dangerous sex act in which the male partner penetrates the female partner while a third party is operating a motor vehicle and doing donuts in the parking lot or on an interstate. The man fucking her usually has her put her head out the window and the window is about halfway open so she doesn't fall out the car (hopefully) but no guarantees bc neither seat belts or protection is used in a South Dakota Windmill. The driver waits until both the man and woman are about to cum, then spins a MASSIVE counterclockwise donut which causes them to get heavy whiplash halfway head out the window , resulting in them appearing in a 'windmill' formation. That's how to do a South Dakota Windmill. Do not try at home , only ever attempt in South Dakota !
Jack was tired of watching Spongebob in his basement in Kentucky, so he called Amber and Joseph , his friends from South Dakota, and headed their way. Joseph spun them around the block while Jack gave Amber his big ol cock. Amber was screamin so loud that North Dakota could hear it. Her head was spinning all night from a good old fashioned South Dakota Windmill.
by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe July 21, 2025
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