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Heaven Stache

A blonde mustache that is barely visible to the naked eye, but appears visible under the divine light of the sun or at a very close proximity to the viewer's eye (10-12 inches).

Only common with very blonde people, the Heaven Stache is truly a symbol of divine wisdom and virtue.

The name is inspired from human faith in the existence of Heaven. You can't see it, but you know it's there.
Your Heaven Stache is glistening in the light, my son. You are truly a sage.
by NewYorkNick January 15, 2010
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butt-stache

Similar to a moustache, but instead of being on a mans upper lip a 'butt-stache' is the patch of hair found just above a mans butt crack.
quote "baby, you gotta shave your butt-stache"
by Joe Magnuson April 11, 2007
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Ass Stache

The act of diving face first into your girlfriends ass without knowing moments earlier she ripped the meanest fart.
Johnny went to get a his shoes on, but when he looked back he noticed his girlfriend Katie laying on his bed ass up. Johnny dove face first into her ass crack and she said "No babe, I just farted a minute ago". Johnny went into the bathroom and continuously washed his lips because he had a very dirty Ass Stache
by TheAssStacher February 16, 2014
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Stache boy

Someone morbidly obese who calls people by their last names. Usually plays video games all day, doesn't play any sport, and is completely incapable of making a humorous joke. Usually they have names that begin with M,N,A, or R. They watch lots of anime, and most of the time they have a lot of siblings- 3 to 6. Hates common terms like "lol" "lmao" "lmfao" or "rip" but then continues to use cringy terms like "uwu" Even though they play lots of video games like COD, Fortnite, or Valorant, they usually suck at it even after playing for 30 hours. They usually have a sort of slogan that they repeat 20-30 times a day and are aggressive and annoying and make people argue with other people just for the fun of it.
Man that Stache boy gets in arguments all the time in discords vc's
by Rubixcubemaster1234 May 27, 2021
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Hair stache

When someone (a woman) has a mustache.
Did you see that womans' hair stache?
by loveyounot October 4, 2016
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ranch stache

When your fucked up and you lick a bowl of ranch and have some on your face
Man, that bro over there has a ranch stache.
by Lord Anthony October 22, 2017
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Stache-conscious

When you suddenly remember you have a mustache and all of a sudden become paranoid everyone is staring at it; thus, stache-conscious.
"So I recently got this mustache and I keep forgetting about it. Then I remember I have it and feel like everyone is staring at me."

"Sounds like you're a little too stache-conscious. If anyone is staring at you, guaranteed it's because you're walking a cat on a leash."
by catsandcoffee October 28, 2012
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