canon polisher

When a person cleans other peoples dicks

Person 1: I really need a canon polisher
canon polisher: Say no more!

by FAT BOI XDDDDDDDDDD October 19, 2017

polish fedora

When you get furloughed from work.

Hollywood: Why are you so sad, Slip?
Slippy T: I got the Polish Fedora today, I don't know how I'm going to pay the rent.

by Gogh Rawski March 27, 2020

polish the floorboards

Eating shaved pussy

Do you like too polish the floorboards or carpet munch

by Thatoneteen September 23, 2016

Nose polish

A variation of the widely loved facial; Instead of cumming on the face, right before ejaculation, you put your dick at the victims nostril and cum in her nose, in such way that she snorts the cum in her nose, thus getting a nose polish!

It's a must-have skill in any experienced sex athletes repertoir!

Roz, stop giving me a nose polish all the time! I just want a classic facial!

by Roz2x December 22, 2018

polish piñata

The act of defecating on a partners back and covering with a blanket, then stomping repeatedly.

Jarid gave me the best Polish Piñata after sex last night!!

by macsam98 February 17, 2021

polishing the torpedo

1. To Masturbate; jack off

2. To furiously clean the penis

3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo

"Yo Marcus, what are you doing in the bathroom for so long, I have to take a shower?"

"I'm polishing the torpedo."

"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."

by marcus daniel malloid March 25, 2008

Polish Assassin

The act of laying several highly-potent farts inside of a car just before someone you know is going to get in, leaving them with a surprise attack of fermented fart upon opening the door.

Bill, when I got back from the grocery store today, I left a Polish Assassin waiting in the car.. My girlfriend got in and threw up all over the dash!

by Gslax June 4, 2009