When you commit cannibalism for a reason other than survival, religion or tradition. These often include the taste, the experience, a weird fantasy or other reasons
John: JOE YOU MONSTER, YOU ATE HIM!! YOU ATE JAMES! YOU CRUEL CANNIBAL!
Joe: At least it was Sophisticated Cannibalism, I'm not some primitive monster. I have standards
Joe: At least it was Sophisticated Cannibalism, I'm not some primitive monster. I have standards
by SchneemannDerAllerEchte February 25, 2024

Person 2: Hey where did your arm go
Person 1: hmmm i have no idea what your talking about
Person 2: your right arm is gone
Person 1: oh yeah hmm dunno where it went
Cannibal: it never existed, thats Cannibal Logic
Person 1: hmmm i have no idea what your talking about
Person 2: your right arm is gone
Person 1: oh yeah hmm dunno where it went
Cannibal: it never existed, thats Cannibal Logic
by Lang Bomb October 20, 2008

A person who takes recently washed (or dirty but re-useable) kitchen utensils or crockery from a dish rack rather than taking new ones out of the drawer or washing their own.
Zak: There are no clean teaspoons in the cutlery drawer...
Sara: Just use a dirty one from the dishrack - it's all tea!
Zak: Eww gross! You're such a dishrack cannibal!
Sara: Just use a dirty one from the dishrack - it's all tea!
Zak: Eww gross! You're such a dishrack cannibal!
by peanutismint July 14, 2011

Tom: what the fuck is a cannibate?
Brian: it's those huge forehead ass things from the twilight zone.
Tom: oh yeah!
Brian: it's those huge forehead ass things from the twilight zone.
Tom: oh yeah!
by MavF14A April 8, 2019

A person who eats another person not just to terrorize their enemies but instead for it's sustenance
"Have you seen that cannibal Haitian warlord named barbecue?"
"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"
"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"
by Tim's Beanie March 14, 2024

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010

You know the horrific thing about cannibals is NOT that they are eating you; it's that YOU know that you're the same but THEY DON'T know that you're the same.
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
