The term applied to a group of males, who supposedly think they are cool, when in fact they are all greatly lacking in ladish genitalia. Fellow Lads may choose to categorise males who refuse to engage in creeping, late night perversion on women, or any general laddish antics as being a member of team tampon. A male may remove himself from this team by metaphorically removing his 'tampon', by doing something relatively ladish.
Ok boys we will all go creep and get laid, Team Tampon can remain at the side of the bar drinking their Malibu and Pineapple.
by creepUnited February 13, 2012
Get the Team tampon mug.When two or more people (usually women) engage in a battle involving the throwing of used tampons at one another in a way that can be either used for recreation or to solve a political dispute.
There exists a variation of the activity known as extreme tampon fighting in which the tampons are set aflame before projection.
There exists a variation of the activity known as extreme tampon fighting in which the tampons are set aflame before projection.
by Sexy Mexican Maid February 24, 2008
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Get the nose tampon mug.A "friend" who heals emotionally bleeding hearts, but gets no credit, ass, or respect; A woman's bitch.
Female: "Oh my god, X, no one will EVER hook up with me!"
Male tampon: "Y, you are so hot, you should have no problem hooking up"
Female: "Would you hook up with me?"
Male tampon: "yeah, i would"
Female: "ew. i would never hook up with you. You're my "Friend""
Male tampon (to himself): "bitch."
Male tampon: "Y, you are so hot, you should have no problem hooking up"
Female: "Would you hook up with me?"
Male tampon: "yeah, i would"
Female: "ew. i would never hook up with you. You're my "Friend""
Male tampon (to himself): "bitch."
by Male Tampon October 3, 2006
Get the Male Tampon mug.A tampon pusher is a woman in the later stages of her childbearing years. The term is very derogatory and denigrating. The title is often given to a woman who is in her mid-thirties or forties.
1. Yea, I know that my girlfriend is a tampon pusher, but she still cleans up pretty well.
2. Dude, scope out the hottie tampon pusher in that SUV!
2. Dude, scope out the hottie tampon pusher in that SUV!
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
Get the tampon pusher mug.The only sicko man standing in the womans section at the supermarket,pretending to be looking at something else, but you catch his trained eyes sideways perving on your approach to the tampon/pad shelving.Once eye contact has been made,he usually takes a few steps away from the vicinity ,discreetly trying to blend in with his shopping journey.These tampon stalkers can also be found in the ladies underwear section with their wives, but easily spotted ,by glancing at your handpicked choices when she is not looking.
I had to duck and weave in the sanitary isle today,another Tampon Stalker was there.Just when i had a moments choice to make my selection there was another pair of eyes at the other end of the isle guarding the shelves.
by Munyuck February 2, 2009
Get the Tampon Stalker mug.After a long night of drinking, when you fart and liquid shit, "like it was stragith water i was shitting beer down my leg", balled up toilet paper in your ass crack to prevent leakage.
While at the mall, Greg was going up the escalator and had his legs on two different steps, he sharted in his pants and he needed an ass tampon for the leakage.
by Best Buy 197 November 14, 2005
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