fart swap

Noun: 1. The act of placing one's buttocks and anus against another and passing flatulence into the other person's anus, whether via spreading of the buttocks and pressing rectums together or through use of another device, such as tubing or straws. 2. An unending task.

1. The wife finally let me fart swap with her last night. 2. Filling out these schedules every week is such a fart swap.

by Fat Albertson May 10, 2016

fat swap

When friends trade who is the fat one. This is due to the one that was fat getting healthy at the same time that the one that was healthy got fat, this exchange is called a fat swap.

"I remember the two of you, didn't he used to be the fat one? What did you do, a fat swap?"

"Jane used to be fly as hell, now she looks like a mammoth"
"Oh she did a fat swap with Latisha though, now Latisha is damn fine"

by TheDogman January 13, 2014

swap it out

swap it out means to fight with someone physically

"do u want to swap it out hoe"-gurl 1
"oh hell yeah ill whoop your ass"-gurl 2

by XoxoJoc June 12, 2006

swoop and swap

To shoplift or "hustle" someplace or someone by means of surprise (i.e Asking a complex or incomplete question in order to distract the person being "hustled")

That nigga asked me "Hey, I'm looking for the diet water in the Freudian personality section. Do you know the coordinates of it?" and ran the fuck out with a subway sandwich. I can't believed he swoop and swap my ass.

by ching blang June 29, 2008

Frankenstein Swap

The Frankenstein Swap is a further evolution of the sleeper look. It is basically putting a massive and insanely powerful engine, 300 - 600 horses or more, into an incredibly ugly and usually damaged chassis. Thus the Frankenstein reference.

Dude 1: Bro did you see that Cavalier last night?! He totally blew the Lambo out the window!

Dude 2: I know man! That was the biggest wtf moment I have ever seen!

Dude 3: Musta been a Frankenstein Swap...

by Chronade October 2, 2010

Midnight Swap

1. When your hoe aint your hoe no mo, because you realize that the the clock has hit midnight and it's time to swap hoes

2. After you break one off in your hoe, you pass your hoe off to whoever is around that is down with sloppy seconds

3. Also known as Vaginal Speed Dating. Every 15 minutes you swap rooms, until you pump every hoe in sight

While Charles was in the bathroom, Paul pulled a midnight swap by dumping a huge load in Charles' hoe. Not realizing what just happened Charles' got very excited and went down on the dripping wet dirty taint.

by Tmoney35 December 21, 2009

Swap Pics

şwäp pïćš // adjective: to exchange photographs (usually explicit in nature) with another individual through means of electronic communication.

Füq Boï- wanna swap picsssss

Internet person- no thanks

Füq Boï- send nuuuuudes bb ;)
Internet person- *sends a picture of noodles*

Oh the internet ╮(╯▽╰)╭

by poopsforhealth June 6, 2017