Noun: 1. The act of placing one's buttocks and anus against another and passing flatulence into the other person's anus, whether via spreading of the buttocks and pressing rectums together or through use of another device, such as tubing or straws. 2. An unending task.
1. The wife finally let me fart swap with her last night. 2. Filling out these schedules every week is such a fart swap.
by Fat Albertson January 28, 2016
When having an impromptu sleepover at a buddies house, the act of taking a pair of your friend's clothes to wear the next day, then leaving him with your dirty laundry. A higher form of this is actually persuading the friend to forget about his clothes, therefore technically stealing them.
pat: thanks for the Clothing Swap man, you left all your dirty clothes at my house, my mom just washed everything.
jon: oh word. (i still have all of his clothes, i hope he forgets about them...)
jon: oh word. (i still have all of his clothes, i hope he forgets about them...)
by Proko August 07, 2010
by XoxoJoc June 11, 2006
To shoplift or "hustle" someplace or someone by means of surprise (i.e Asking a complex or incomplete question in order to distract the person being "hustled")
That nigga asked me "Hey, I'm looking for the diet water in the Freudian personality section. Do you know the coordinates of it?" and ran the fuck out with a subway sandwich. I can't believed he swoop and swap my ass.
by ching blang July 11, 2008
The Frankenstein Swap is a further evolution of the sleeper look. It is basically putting a massive and insanely powerful engine, 300 - 600 horses or more, into an incredibly ugly and usually damaged chassis. Thus the Frankenstein reference.
Dude 1: Bro did you see that Cavalier last night?! He totally blew the Lambo out the window!
Dude 2: I know man! That was the biggest wtf moment I have ever seen!
Dude 3: Musta been a Frankenstein Swap...
Dude 2: I know man! That was the biggest wtf moment I have ever seen!
Dude 3: Musta been a Frankenstein Swap...
by Chronade October 02, 2010
by RoZeS October 30, 2003
1. When your hoe aint your hoe no mo, because you realize that the the clock has hit midnight and it's time to swap hoes
2. After you break one off in your hoe, you pass your hoe off to whoever is around that is down with sloppy seconds
3. Also known as Vaginal Speed Dating. Every 15 minutes you swap rooms, until you pump every hoe in sight
2. After you break one off in your hoe, you pass your hoe off to whoever is around that is down with sloppy seconds
3. Also known as Vaginal Speed Dating. Every 15 minutes you swap rooms, until you pump every hoe in sight
While Charles was in the bathroom, Paul pulled a midnight swap by dumping a huge load in Charles' hoe. Not realizing what just happened Charles' got very excited and went down on the dripping wet dirty taint.
by Tmoney35 December 22, 2009