surfing the worm

A very underrated sex position that involves a female (or male, I'm not sexist.) riding a man's penis like a surf board. Possibly causing a penile fracture.

What's your favorite position? Mine's surfing the worm.
My penis looked like a bent straw after she surfed my worm.

by WormSurfer1987 November 25, 2017

Urbi-surf

Randomly surfing the urban dictionary.
A competition to prove who knows more urban terms.

Dude, you shouldn't just blatantly use words you found while "urbi-surfing".

by SodBurger December 12, 2008

Turkey Surfing

Attempting to have sex despite the inability to achieve a full erection, resulting in your flaccid, flopping junk looking like a wet turkey gobbler smacking in the wind.

"Man, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up....so I just ended up Turkey Surfing all night"

by Kicklndaballz March 27, 2012

Group Surfing

When you’re with every person in a friend group and do this to many groups. You go from group to group being with every member in it. Most people do this for attention or revenge.

Friend: Did you hear?
You: What was I supposed to hear?
Friend: Dude your ex just went group surfing.
You: She always did like the attention.

by hazyful June 4, 2021

concrete surfing

surfing on concrete aka skateboarding or longboarding.

Wanna go concrete surfin?
wtf is concrete surfing?
skating brah!

by hipxpxixe April 16, 2016

Wiki-surfing

Using the hyperlinks in Wikipedia articles to follow a trail from one subject to another.

I was wiki-surfing today and discovered Godwin's rule.

by Abzeichen April 10, 2019

joke surf

To take someone else's joke and add to it in order to create a running joke. This is done repeatedly by Dara O'Briain on Mock The Week but has been observed on several other panel shows including Have I Got News For You. It also happens on The Last Leg, particularly by Josh Widdicombe.

You are just a joke surfer Dara.

by Myriadicus June 5, 2016