Customer Suckcess

When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.

Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."

by GlazeHer July 1, 2025

snackcess

A successful snacking experience. Alternatively used to describe one's access level to delicious snack foods

Eating huge amounts of candy was a resounding snackcess.

I know there is ice cream in the freezer, but I'm all the way on the couch, so my snackcess level is quite low

by Jewce Purpledrank December 15, 2013

Successertainer

A motivational speaker who entertains while sharing messages of motivation.

Don't hire a boring keynote speaker, hire a successertainer to keep your audiences engaged and entertained and leave them motivated.

by AnneLIVE April 27, 2016

successexual

Any moment experienced between two or more people that turns into sexual intercourse. This does not include cranking the hog

how was your date tonight? It was successexual

by Drkryptonite April 4, 2017

Success

Catching a level 100 Mewtwo that has full health and your level one Rattata that only knows harden only has 1 HP left. Also, you catch him with a Pokeball.

'My friend caught a Mewtwo in a Pokeball!'
'No way'
'Yeah, see, he told me so himself! What a success. I wish I was as successful as him.'
'Cool'
'He also has seven Arceus in dusk balls and caught them during day'

by MacFeenicks April 19, 2017

Success Face

Commonly seen in porn - The face a woman makes after successfully deepthroating the entire cock she's sucking. The larger the cock. The more successful she feels.

She just throated the whole thing. Watch her success face after she releases.

by quicksterdnb July 20, 2017

Success Path

Success Path is a real estate class co-founded by Tarek and Christina El Moussa, from the HGTV show, "Flip or Flop". At Success Path, you will learn home renovation tips from the best, making you a real estate expert!

I'm so glad I went to the Success Path class. Now I actually know how to flip my grandma's house!

by Don7902 October 10, 2017