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Rusty Submarine 

When a girl pulls her pants down (her cheeks loomin' over yo' erect dick), pops a squat, and straight up takes a massive, gravy shit on the tip of your penis. Like, not even in a sexual way. She just has to poop.
Ted: "You remember that machine Wonka drove down the chocolate river?"
Bill: "The boat?"
Ted: "Yeah. I was trying to remember why I was thinking of that boat, and then I realized.. it looked just like Paul's dick after Becky gave him that rusty submarine this morning.
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Vaginal Submarine 

With his vaginal submarine, he knocked at her door.

indian submarine

When you call a support call center, and you can't understand what they're saying so you shove the phone up your ass and fart loudly to see how they feel.
I tried to fix my computer yesterday and couldn't understand what the fuck they were saying, so I gave myself an Indian submarine.

butt submarine 

Heavy fecal projectiles that's surfaced in the toliet after being launched from the anus usually after a long traffic jam in the intestines
Bob finally released some butt submarines after the bottleneck in the bowels begain to break up
butt submarine by BIG T 49 January 30, 2021

Kevin's Submarine 

Kevin's Submarine causes pain
Kevin's Submarine by pluck my pubes September 1, 2020

San Francisco Submarine 

A sexual act which one participant presses their anus against their parther's anus and poops a log directly into their partner's open anus. The turd moves like a submarine from one body into another.
I met a sailer named Pat. After topping him he who gave me a huge San Francisco Submarine. It was long, hard, and full of sea men.

The Billionaire and the Submarine 

A sex game where a woman sits on a man's face and slowly crushes him to death while he loses oxygen
"hey baby, wanna play the billionaire and the submarine?"
"Sure baby, take a deep breath"