Smut-stumbling

A term describing completely the situation that the question is not "Is there smut," but "When will you stumble upon the mountains of it that exist."

It can be used to describe coming across fan-fiction, or just generally cliche and poorly assembled smut.

I was smut-stumbling the other day and came across the most horrifying fiction to ever filter through my optic nerves.

by ManicM February 4, 2010

pirate studying

Studying with one eye due to an injury to your other eye. Commonly occurs when you get an unexpected eye injury the night before an exam or test, so you have no choice but to study. The injury can come from sports or, if you are a girl or a gay male, from getting a cumshot right in ur eye when trying to loosen up ur special someone before the test u both have.

Natalie: How did you write your exam after that soccer injury last night?
André: Oh, I was just pirate studying last night so that I'd be ready.

by The Great Frenchy June 26, 2010

im meant to be studying

oh me too! im gonna fail my science exam lol

Jordan: im meant to be studying
Ellie: really? well what are you doing here?
Jordan: Well i just dont want to
Ellie: fair enough

by cockroach.hater March 29, 2021

Spuddling

To take on airs of importance at the accomplishment of a triviality.

For months, the newspapers, newscasters and talk show hosts had been pontificating over the eventual meeting between these two heads of state; now, cameras flashing, with broad smiles, the two presidents took turns spuddling about the great and historic significance of this simple walk across the border that has separated the two countries for centuries -- something which any two year old could have accomplished, but for the barbed wire.

by Lawrence Winkler December 30, 2007

sudding

a typical pose in photos - usually in facebook - by overweight girls who dont want to show off their multiple chins.

A combination of side-profile and sucking in cheeks

SIDE & SUCK = SUDDING

"That girl looks nothing like her facebook profile in real life. She's very fat, she must have been sudding for the camera"

by NavSach August 4, 2009

Studdering

A group of girls on a hormone high searching for some studders (studs or hot guys).

Hormone high girl #1: What are you doing tonight?
Hormone high girl #2: Studdering, want to come?

by Thaswassup. November 17, 2010

straddling raptor

When one straddles anothers face backwards and farts in ones mouth

Greg told me that after Nick tickled Jim, he receive the straddling raptor and pretty much sucked the fart out of his ass

by ducksaucewompa1 October 28, 2009