A laughable attempt at a cumshot. Instead of a projectile motion, the seed dribbles down the shaft and nestles in the testicles. Usually accompanied by overzealous grunting and an unsatisfied sexual partner.
Dude: "AAAHHHHHHH! I'm about to blow! I...can...FEEL IT!"
Chick: "Ooh, I want it all over my face."
Dude: "Alright, on your knees, here it comes. Close your eyes, I don't want to accidentally shoot into your eye."
Chick: "Mhmm, yeah."
Dude: "GAAAAH!!"
Chick: "...mhm. Give...it to me."
*Chick opens eyes.*
Chick: "Weak stream."
Dude: "Don't leave. Please, I can do this. This has never happened before. I swear..."
Chick: "I'm not licking your nut off your balls. Get the hell out."
*Dude leaves his own apartment.*
Chick: "Ooh, I want it all over my face."
Dude: "Alright, on your knees, here it comes. Close your eyes, I don't want to accidentally shoot into your eye."
Chick: "Mhmm, yeah."
Dude: "GAAAAH!!"
Chick: "...mhm. Give...it to me."
*Chick opens eyes.*
Chick: "Weak stream."
Dude: "Don't leave. Please, I can do this. This has never happened before. I swear..."
Chick: "I'm not licking your nut off your balls. Get the hell out."
*Dude leaves his own apartment.*
by Comikal February 9, 2009
Get the weak stream mug.When you take a piss and the one stream splits into a two-headed stream where each head starts attacking the other, spewing piss all over the bathroom.
Most common after a hastily cleaned masturbation.
Most common after a hastily cleaned masturbation.
Last night after I jacked off I needed to urinate, but my dragon stream shot piss all over my girlfriend's rug.
by oneordinarylife February 24, 2009
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The fattest cocks you will ever see on the internet. They are all virgins and have never gotten a girlfriend in their lives. One includes the famous Fortnite streamer ninja.
Jim: Wow, these fortnite streamers are giant virgins.
Timmy: You're right, this guy Ninja is a massive virgin.
Timmy: You're right, this guy Ninja is a massive virgin.
by LigmaFatPenis September 29, 2018
Get the Fortnite Streamers mug.When 2 guys pee together and duel with the streams as if liquid light sabres, similar to crossing swords, looks gay
One dude to another: Don't tell anyone we were crossing streams, they'll think we're gay!
Another: But can we do it again?
Another: But can we do it again?
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Get the stream walls mug.Someone, female or male, who says hi to you one day, then the next acts like he or she does not know you.
This usually happens because that person(the streaky dapper) is stuck up, and only says hi to you when they want something, like attention.
This usually happens because that person(the streaky dapper) is stuck up, and only says hi to you when they want something, like attention.
"damn, that girl is a streaky dapper..yesterday she was like "heyyy" and today she acted like she didnt even see me..
by adub3033 April 5, 2009
Get the Streaky Dapper mug.A cyclist who, despite biking (and often even bike commuting) in every imaginable weather condition, refuses to have a pair of mudguards installed on his/her bike. As a result, all of his/her pants, shirts, jackets, backpacks, etc., are marked by a long, brown streak down the center.
By extension: A cyclist who, for fear of making himself or his bike seem less pro, refuses to add any accessories to it - accessories that many others consider useful, such as carrier racks, baskets, kickstands, lights, etc.
By extension: A cyclist striving to give of a pretend air of professionalism.
By extension: A cyclist who, for fear of making himself or his bike seem less pro, refuses to add any accessories to it - accessories that many others consider useful, such as carrier racks, baskets, kickstands, lights, etc.
By extension: A cyclist striving to give of a pretend air of professionalism.
In the practical bicycle culture of Amsterdam, Berlin, and many other European cities, the typical North American streak biker would be met with looks of bewilderment and derision.
by Rochart May 12, 2011
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