Belgian Steamer

A sexual act in which one deficates onto the chest of thier partner. So named for it's resemblance in color to Belgian chocolate and the body heat of the "depositor".

Man, that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her a Dirty Sanchez and a Belgian Steamer!

by Zkilla February 2, 2006

Weed Steamer

A technique refined by world class researchers at Brown University where one autoclaves a large quantity of marijuana and recirculates the air in the building.

That weed steamer may have caused me to bust a lung.

by Weed Browny September 7, 2005

Saskatchewan screamer

1) A snow producing low pressure system that affects the Saskatchewan province of Canada, Upper Midwest and Great Lakes regions of the United States.

2) A fat, Canadian prairie bitch getting ram-fucked for the first time by a 25 Centimeter long (and 20CM thick) black cock from the southside of Atlanta, Georgia. The sudden thrusting of such massive cock will not only cause the bed to slide across the floor, but also to make that MILF scream - like someone from Saskatchewan can.

1) Crap. It's going to snow again because of that Saskatchewan Screamer.

2) No point in even using a condom. That black cock is so massive my 450KG friend will not only be split open, she'll be a Saskatchewan Screamer! And to think of that cumload that's going to be sprayed on her face? I'll need a canoe to get out of the room!

by MarkaLisa2910 June 2, 2012

Quinn Steamer

Plugging your anus with your hand as you are about to drop a load of diarrhea.

Yo I heard dat Zach had to go so bad he pulled a Quinn steamer.

by Quinn McCormack December 9, 2008

Cross the Streams

When two or more males gather around a single toilet or urinal to see how many times each flow of urine overlaps until all participating males' bladders empty.

"Hey, Chad. Want to go in the bathroom and Cross the Streams? Bill and I counted to 59 last time. A new record!"

by GiraffePoacher August 19, 2011

steamer

a huge, steamy and often warm poo. Often a shit taken by a construction worker.

WHOA Tommy dropped a huge steamer!

by VAN April 21, 2004

boston steamer

The act of taking a shit on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act) Very similar to the Cleveland Steamer, but with the Boston Steamer, you also tea bag her with you nut-sack while taking the shit.

Bitch, shut your fuckin mouth, or i'll tape you to the bed and give you a Boston Steamer.

by AT Facials June 11, 2004