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The Rod Stewart

When a man shaves his pubic hair into a landing strip and dies it orange/blonde. He also has to have his penis pierced with a diamond stud. The man then takes a microphone and removes everything from it except the outer shell. He then proceeds to stick his penis through the microphone shell. He then advances to the local bar and has women sing karaoke out of his microphone.
I thought The Rod Stewart was just wet from me spitting while singing into it until it spit back at me.
by The Clam Dunk July 13, 2015
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Glenn Stewart

Glenn Stewart is a Peter-Puffer. He lives to puff peters and likes it in the ass very hard.
by Deep diver April 11, 2019
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Stewart Morgan

A pedophile, who pervs on little boys and ducks them for drugs
That guy stewart Morgan is fucking my 12 year old son
by Gettergutter October 31, 2023
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Cadie Stewart

by Hdbsjsbd January 12, 2021
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janae stewart

Janae Stewart is the most beautiful girl u have ever seen. She loves everyone she meets and cant hold a grudge. She has a big booty and lots of friends. She likes to party and be a kid she is sometimes shy and can be a little aggressive but when u get to know her she is the best
"Wow who is that"
"Thats janae stewart,isnt she hot"
"Yeah dude she is sexy im gonna go talk to her"
"No bro u cant handle a Janae Stewart"
by Nikeeilte46 July 26, 2017
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sophie stewart

a girl from christian outreach collage brisbane. she is one of the hottest chick in the school.
also known as. sophinator. has a cute noes
"dayymmmee!! she's fine", "uh its sophie stewart"
by stewiegriff November 7, 2007
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rod stewart

Man, Rod Stewart is so fucking old he crapped his pants on fucking stage and didn't seem to notice.
by Panocha007 June 8, 2003
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