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Statistical Extraploitation

To exploit a sports statistic by extrapolating it over an entire season, despite a tiny sample size. This is wildly popular on the second day of the Major League Baseball season.
D-Bag: Hey did you see the opener yesterday? Soriano hit two home runs. Christ, if he keeps that up he'll hit 324 home runs this year!!

Guy#2: And if you keep your Statistical Extraploitations up, you'll be more of a D-bag.
by TR Slyder April 6, 2009
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static retard

Someone who talks lots of shit on Twitter even though their internet connection is static.
"Kingvec7 is such a static retard lmao he'll be offline in a minute"
"I know right didn't he get hit offline for like a week?"
by Bunyuns May 23, 2016
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Stationerophilia

A lover of stationery, one who likes to collect quirky notebooks, pens and all innovative stationary items
I have stationerophilia, I cant't stop collecting stationery items!
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static club

“You order anything from the new static club merch drop?” 😳 ultimate flex
by The static kids November 21, 2021
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Station one

A glorious place where happiness multiplies, though sleep is rare. It's where the average interaction includes urine, poo, blues, and narcan. 2/3 of those who live here have a great time.

1/3 of them hate their 48 hour stay, plus that one guy on A shift who wants to go to station 3
Ready for my shift at station one, how long till we get called to urine town?
by I wrote it October 15, 2022
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dumping station

more commonly reffered to as the toilets
"Hi, I'm just off to the dumping station"
by freddieb14 October 12, 2007
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Spanish station

Refers to a person who, in a group conversation, starts talking about an entirely different subject, out of nowhere.

Origin: From Spanish speaking radio station signals that interfere with your car radio. This is usually in an area where local radio signals are low and radio signals from neighboring Spanish speaking countries interfere with your local stations. These Spanish stations usually catch you off guard so you have no idea what they are talking about.
Ralph: "So how did you get the dent out of your car"

Marlon: "Well, we took it to this shop, they fixed it"

Ralph: "That was easy, did Randy drive the car there?"

Marlon: "Yeah, it came out about 50 bucks"

Randy: "Turtles can dry out when they are upside down"

Ralph: "What?"

Marlon: "Man! Randy is such a Spanish station, he always brings up these random subjects out of nowhere"
by two9seven December 15, 2010
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