stapler

when you staple someone's balls to their forehead.

you so gay, ima give you a stapler

by Devin Shingsley July 12, 2006

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stapleton

a lover who takes advantage of you financially.

(named after Colleen Stapleton)

Bob: Yeah, Mary keeps getting me to pay her rent

Charlie: Dude, you should get rid of her. she's a total fucking stapleton.

by Zak Hall February 5, 2005

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cock-staple

odd, yet humorous, combination of words used as a personal title, insult, or love-name...often in jest.

"Nice soccer-rocker, cock-staple!"

by dorham May 23, 2006

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Jamican Stapler

When u have a guy's or chicks nose on ur asshole and you fart while doing so u suck there nose into ur ass

hey zoey if u don't give me a jamican stapler i will punch u again

by A_Very_Angry_ALligator November 4, 2009

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a staple

A bitch that is overly attatched to you.

An annoying person who wont hop off your dick.

An interference of your life.

Ex1) Raul : Yo, babe you better watch your friend Cathy she is such a "staple".

Ex2) Jerome : Yo, Monique won't stop calling me after i hit it and quit it.

Theron: Wow, thats why i don't deal with girls that are a staple.

by Erika, Steph & Cilla August 23, 2008

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Mucking Out The Stables

Anal sex

Mucking out the stables is a term in the UK relating to how stable boys remove horseshit from the horses living quarters. I think you get the picture? "I'd like to muck out his/her stables"

by tack November 19, 2003

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clit staple

1. a compound insult often used to bring down a tool, faggot, loser, etc. (basically, any one who's a huge cocksucker)

2. some have said it sounds like a clit piercing

3. not really sure

4. the new ass hat/ass clown (this one is brand new and has not been overused yet. spread this shit so it reaches from coast to coast).

sam (jokingly): cliff, you're such a fag
clifford: what??
mike (completely serious): YOU'RE A FUCKING CLIT STAPLE
clifford: ::speechless, walks away, sulking::

1st dude: shit i heard she's goin into the city to get her clit stapled
2nd dude: stupid bitch should stop being such a slut. fucking ho ho.

random person: EAT SHIT CLIT STAPLE

by MIKE MINUS (a.k.a. mike shadows) July 9, 2006

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