standen

Good looking, bonefied redneck, well-endowed, leader, has the gift of gab. People person. Totally crazy and willing to try anything once and if it's fun he will do it again!!! #fun #talker #stud-muffin

Standen is a ladies man!!!!

by MyCrazyLifeInTheSouth January 26, 2017

stale dorito

When you cum on the top of your foot and kick her in the pussy.

She said she was hungry so I whipped her up a stale dorito.

by MylesDeep August 5, 2017

stale bits

The cereal you find at the bottom of the cardboard box that had fallen out of the plastic bag.

I ate the stale bits.

by Benjamin Steele October 2, 2018

Stalleist

A person or being who believes in Stalleism.

Bonkeye dafydd is a Stalleist

by Stalleisgay December 17, 2018

stalexander

a word used in the game kahoot by all your friends to confuse the teacher

me: guys! lets all name our self stalexander
them: fuck yeah!

by nig nug 420 September 13, 2019

Rug Stalker

Adj. A word used to describe a gentleman obsessed with chatting to lesbians in the hope that he might one day make them love him

J: I was buying some watermelons the other day when I happened upon that rug stalker bernard, and guess what?

Q: He was chatting to a lesbian?

J: Exactly!

by Jezmondo November 29, 2007

self-stalker

Someone who constantly Googles her/himself and/or has web alerts set to let them know every time their name is mentioned online, to save them the multiple daily Googles of themselves.

Vladimir spent the last 4 hours Googling himself again, even though there's nothing new--what a self-stalker!

by stalkerette April 4, 2009