soapy squidward

when you rub your dick with soap then fuck a girl named hailey

"bro soapy squidward was so sick"

by Nigherferb March 5, 2022

New Squidward

New Squidward is a poor excuse for a nation. New Squidward has some of the most corrupt leaders in history. New Squidward's way of life is horrible, people are treated unfairly.

New Squidward<Fort Kevin Long

by OnlySpittingFactsAllDay January 11, 2023

Squidturdeous

Gay

Yup that’s Squidturdeous. He’s so gay.

by Supadoo November 14, 2021

squidder

when exploring your sexual desires you somehow ejaculate in you partner's ear.

Dude1.. Man, that hotty you left with last night was smokin'.

Dude2.. Ya I even gave her the worst squidder ever

by x-plorer November 19, 2007

Squidward

When someone is sleeping take your testicles and place them over the persons eyes. Then let your penis rest on their nose, giving them the appearance of Squidward.

Douchebag: "Bro, when my girl was sleeping this morning I gave her a Squidward!"

Douchnozzle: "Duuude...that's funny as fuck!"

by Downtown Tony July 15, 2010

Squidward

When you rest your testicles on a persons eyes and use your dick for their nose.

Last night when jimmy passed out at the party i gave him a nice squidward.

by EvanVanderbelt December 30, 2016

Squidwards nose

My fat soggy penis

My soggy penis is squidwards nose

by KelandSmith February 18, 2020