Squat Meat

A fat, ripe turd. The kind you leave in the bowl and don’t flush.

Every stall in the shitter was full of squat meat.

I just dropped squat meat. Go check it out.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Hop Squats

A bad case of the shits. Has you hopping to the shitter or from one shitter to the next all day long.

Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.

After watching football and partying on Saturday and Sunday, I had the hop squats on Monday at work. I was in the shitter every hour on the hour.

That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Alley Squat

The act of defecting outside in a non-descript place such as an alley, a parking garage, behind a building or dumpster. While an everyday occurrence for the bums and homeless, an alley squat may be required by the refined and more sophisticated classes due to urgency and inability to make it to a proper facility.

Don’t take that back road as a shortcut. There are way to many alley squats back there. It’s stinks of hot, urine and shit.

After a long night of bar hopping, Carl had no choice but to alley squat on the way back to his car and drop a massive beer shit.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

goblet squat

The act of a woman squatting over a goblet or similar drinking vessel after sex and flexing vag to deposit liquids.

Shitson, my new missus love to goblet squat!
Yeah but does she goblet shot?

by Miss Filth December 3, 2013

squat house

a bathroom

Imma go use the squat house right quick.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

bum squat

The process of emptying one's bowels like an inhabitant of the streets would...best done in alleyways and on Sixth and Spring...

Dude, on the way home from the bar, I had to bust a bum squat.

by BS Fatonovich July 13, 2006

squat nazi

a person or group of squaters who are very selective on who they allow to live in the squat

a squat nazi might not allow some one who uses drugs to stay at their squat or they might not allow someone with differant politics to stay at their squat .

by NLR718 June 11, 2006