Spunk

Skeet, Cum, Jizz, Semen

He spunked all over the couch.

by Sinfrey August 27, 2009

spunkbag

generally recognised as meaning a used condom, but more commonly used as an insult

Fuck off you spunkbag!

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Spunk On A Coffee

Ejaculating seminal fluid into a cup of black coffee, and stirring the coffee into a cappacuino-like appearance. This form of spunking is usually performed after eating a box of donuts or while watching adult entertainment.

"Do you have a cup? I wanna spunk on a coffee later tonight after eating some donuts."

"Have you ever spunked on a coffee?"

by GOPI VIGNARAJAH May 19, 2006

spunk-bubble

A term used to describe a foolish person or someone who is being an idiot. 'Spunk-bubble' is obviously associated with the first word which is slang for semen and adding the word 'bubble'for a more bizarre and humorous context.

"I hate you."
"Do us a favour; take your double chins, do a 360 and fuck off, you spunk-bubble.

by Cosworth YBD July 8, 2018

Spanksgiving

The holiday celebrated by men when when their wives or girlfriends are not home and they have the house to themselves.

Mike's wife will be at her sister's all day. Since nobody will be home, he's going to put on some porn and celebrate Spanksgiving!

by JohnK2374 January 6, 2008

spunked

to waste or lose something ie money

i just spunked all my money on the fruit machines

by nb612 March 22, 2007

Spunkguzzler

A person who is prone to enthusiastically swallowing large amounts of semen, particularly (though not exclusively) for financial renumeration. Originated in the late 80's British Army after a certain members passionate endeavours.

"Christ, it's been weeks since I busted a nut. Garry, get your chops round that. I don't want to see a drop spilt or it's a court martial for you"
Spunkguzzler: "With pleasure Sir!"

by Richie Kelkito July 7, 2006