Scrumple

The scrumple is the emergency grabbing of clothing off the floor and pitching oneself out the window when her husband/boyfriend/babydaddy suddenly comes home. Your socks, her roommate's underwear, and daddy's XXL workout shirt? No problem -- I'm not naked and I'm headed to my car.

"Ssh!"
"What?"
"He's back! Scrumple! Scrumple for your life!"

by Merkin Wrangler August 16, 2021

Scrumply belly

When you wake up after a huge scran or a heavy night out and your belly makes that awful noise.

Aw hell I have a super scrumply belly this morning.

by Scrumplstiltskin January 7, 2022

Scrumpdililumpcious

Scrump-dilly-lump-cious

TASTE GOODA THAN AH MUHFUCKA

ma this shit is scrumpdililumpcious

by crackle frackle March 15, 2022

scrumpdillyicious

ur mom when I...

"Mmm, that was really scrumpdillyicious!"

by slap cheese on a bald head May 9, 2022

Scrumptdilicious

If one wants to call something, or someone (we don’t judge,) one can use this word to add a kick to it.

Dakota: Dude KAITO is scrumptdilicious!
Niki: Ikr bro he’s the definition if scrumptdilicious!
Mac: Help what.

by Nakamoshii September 4, 2022

scrumpdillyicious

it’s fucking good

this shit is scrumpdillyicious

by i<3stella February 15, 2023

Scrumpdilliumptious

When someone is looking mad delectable

"Gyatt! Bro looks scrumpdilliumptious

by Flux_Le0 August 18, 2023